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penn state football player initiation

an illegal act that an incoming penn state football player must go through in order to earn a roster spot. these acts include, but are not limited to, using and/or selling drugs, raping some drunk female, assaulting a female, dui, and so on. failure to commit an illegal act such as these ultimately results in that football player being thrown off the team.

penn state football is notorious for having the most unruly, misbehaved players. obviously they are not required to commit an illegal act to be on the team but because 93% of them have been arrested i just came up with the conclusion that
all the football players have to go through some sort of initiation.
guy 1: oh my god! isn't that our star freshman quarterback? why is he raping
that nun on top of a cop car with a bottle of bacardi in one hand and a crack
pipe in the other hand?

guy 2: hmm, must be his penn state football player initiation.

guy 1: oh ya, that's right. let's go sit on lawn chairs in front of JoePa's house and masturbate.
by himminy hoohah March 23, 2009
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Faith-based Initiative

An underfunded or unfunded initiative or program set forth by the current bush administration where the recipients would be better off praying for results than to expect them to come from the program.
The bush administration announced their new faith-based initiative, a health insurance program - where participants are to pray to God they don't get sick.
by Bo Dizzle September 16, 2008
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initiate

"My wife drank two beers, initiate three corn dogs."
by Ema Nymton April 11, 2003
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init bled

Agreeing to someones previous comment

"Init" meaning 'of course'

"Bled" meaning friend, homie which shows agreement without sarcasm
"Your hair looks well peng"

"Init Bled"
by gwinglego November 13, 2007
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innit

A chav in a box - preferably a coffin.
(In a rather high-brow British accent, upon coming across a chav funeral) Hurrah, another of those bastards innit!
by JRussellH May 17, 2006
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innit

A word, well, mainly chavs like to say

only for the reason that they're to lazy to say
'isn't it'

I mean why would you want to spend the time it would of taken to say that extra 'it' when you could be robbing some old ladies purse, huh?
Or just used as a general add-on to add to the safe factor.

Innit.
Person 1: You goin' down Stacies party tonight?
Person 2: Yeh mate, its goin' to be safe innit.
Person 1: Blatently. Wanna go steal some WKD?
Person 2: Yeh mate. I'll just get this fuckin' police tagger off ma leg n then im gunna get pissed so i can get laid n spread my infections to all the 'sexy bbz' out there.
Person 1: Lush
Person 5: Innit.
by All the names are used up.. December 24, 2008
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Fraternity Initiation

A Fraternity Initiation is a series of tasks a guy has to perform or endure to become a member.
Yeah ... I belonged to a fraternity before I came to the Academy -- Once, as part of my Fraternity Initiation - they gave me 300 mg of some boner-maker drug, duct-taped me naked and blindfolded to a flagpole, white-washed and "decorated" my body and genitals, and jacked me off with a Fleshlight several times while they took videos of me.
by USAF Cadet April 2, 2021
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