Ninja wash

The act of cleaning, drying and putting away something so quickly in succession, it appears to the onlookers as if you never even used the utensil at all, thus having the speed of a ninja, or chuck norris.

Chad: Yo Pete did you get any food?
Pete: Yeah! I finished already.
Chad: Then wheres your plate? I don't see it in front of you
Pete: Dan just took it.
Chad: I just checked the kitchen there's no dirty plates...
Pete: He must've done a ninja wash.

by Daanyal June 6, 2010

Bloke wash

instead of washing properly, just spraying excessive amounts of deodorant in an attempt to smell fresh and ready to go.

Mick- Quick let go, we've got some chicks to meet,
Paddy- dammit i haven't showered yet and i stink
Mick- no worries- heres my deodorant, -just have a BLOKE WASH and we'll get moving!

by pubstarz July 17, 2009

Jug Wash

To cover the breasts with semen and then rub it around with the penis like basting a turkey with butter.

I Jug Washed my Mrs last night.

by Captain Jugwash February 20, 2009

Wipe and wash

The act of wiping ur ass, and then washing your hands

Friend: Are you almost done in there?
Me: Yea I just need to wipe and wash

by Beyonslang January 20, 2018

washing pong

washing pong occurs when you leave your clothes in the washing machine for too long that they start to stink.

yuck, you have a bit of washing pong

by catslovecarrots January 31, 2020

Wiener Wash

After a man takes a poops in a toilet, he curtsy flushes. During the flush, the water splashes on the penis head.

*flush*

Man 1: Woah

Man 2: Sounds like you got a wiener wash!

by Novacaine86 May 7, 2010

Breeze Wash

The act of using febreeze to "wash" bad smelling clothes that you need to wear immediately. Usually as a result of being too lazy or having forgot to wash them earlier.

ex:1
-Hey man we gotta go now! Else we'll be late for the party!

-Oh I totally forgot! Hold on, lemme breeze wash my jeans real quick.

ex:2
-I have no clean shirts!

-No prob, just breeze wash the one you wore yesterday, no one will notice.

by breezer101 November 17, 2009