the internet

The internet is a series of tubes;

Not a big truck.

The internet is made of of thousands of microscopic tubes that connect every computer in the world together.

by Weakpoints February 10, 2008

Internet

1) A place for illegal activity, porn, drugs, hacking and games. A place where anything goes. The Internet is just a bunch of computers and endless cable. Internet is ran by the phone company.

2) The inner lining of your swimsuit.

1) "Dude, let's get warez and porn and then do some h4x0ring." "Dude, you wanna go on Internet?"

2) "Dude, I just logged on to my internet!" "Dude, that is sick, mention it again and you get tempbanned."

by Soiled Undergarment August 11, 2003

Internet

The greatest source of PORN :) ever! unless you have like AOL or NetZero or something like that, that takes 2 hours just for a game to finish loading... then you hate to even think about getting on the net.

Woa look at that hot chick!!! Ima watch this video!!

(30 minutes later)

Gosh Dammit only 1 min. has loaded! you have got to be kidding me!! UGH this stupid slow Internet!!!

by Poker Face Face May 29, 2009

internetizing

1. The process of reading and or subscribing to RSS feeds.

2. Using the website Stumbleupon for long periods of time.

Girl 1: What are you doing?

Boy 1: Internetizing. It's the new trend. Check out this awesome RSS feed!

Girl 1: Uhm...?

Boy 1: Look it up in Urban Dictionary

by X22 February 1, 2009

internetable

A term coined by Amalia G. (4) in 2020 to identify devices that can be connected to the World Wide Web.

Is this tablet still internetable?

by Mnjag July 16, 2021

internetical

mathematical equations and formulas that were compiled, brewed and distilled in the internets' basement.
roots from intertetics i.e. internet mathematics

"min dating age formula from xkcd dating pools comic"

man 1: dude i just met this 43 year old and im gonna start dating her. is that creepy?

man 2: lets use the internetical equation for it. (age/2+7=minimum dating age)
43/2+7=28.5
ya it will be unless your older than 29............ dont do it.

by look behind you, thats my name April 29, 2010

Internet

An OVERFLOWING ABUNDANT RESEVOIR of porn and memes and more porn

the internet is just one big ocean of porn, Xvideos has eight million videos ppl, EIGHT MILLION and pornhub has like five million, no doubt that when Hitler invented the internet it was because he was horny and wanted somewhere to stash all of his German Hentai.

by madness.kys October 4, 2018