Canine Intercourse

To fuck off at work!And working just enough not to get rode, by your boss.

Hey dude! How was work to day? You know I was just having canine intercourse.

by Mexican Cobra April 2, 2008

shallow intercourse

Shallow intercorse is when the erect penis is so small to where it does not please a woman well enough.

"And last night after we had shallow intercourse,I didn't even queef!"

by BonQui-Qui March 3, 2009

Mac Intercourse

The act of Bluetooth fornacation between two or mor Mac laptops to "swap" data.

"Heh Bob, do you use protection during Mac Intercourse?"
"Na, I pretty much just fornacate anyones network to get my data"
"Heh thats how you spread virusus!"
"Eh stop being such a fucking PC!"

by R. Sepulveda June 23, 2009

Dexual Intercourse

The act of sexual intercourse, when taking place on a piece of office furniture, primarily a desk.

It was a great day until I walked in my boss having dexual intercourse in MY office!

by Ben "Dingo" F. July 1, 2008

sexual intercourse

it is called sex people sex not sexual intercourse

last night i put my dick in her vagingin that is sex or SEXUAL INTERCOURSE as you called it

by rasadas April 13, 2008

Tim-Tam-Slam (Oral Intercourse)

For the popular technique of bastardizing a Tim Tam, click here: Tim Tam Slam.

History:
A sexual technique that was modeled after the Tim Tam Slam; a process of creating possibly the most delicious thing in the universe. This perversion of the original slam was likely inspired in part by the many videos of young women attempting the slam that circulated Youtube cerca 2018.
The creator of this adaption of the slam is unknown. However, it could have been that kid you knew; you know - the one who convinced everyone to try the Tim Tam Slam - just so he could watch you struggle to suck milk through something long, black, hot, and messy.

Preparation:
To attempt this technique, procure a working phallus of black or brown color. There are three recommended ways of accomplishing this:
1. Buy a Squirting Dildo
2. Find a man of dark complexion
3. Cover your dick in chocolate syrup.

Warning - Do not apply hot fudge to your penis, it will burn like napalm.

The last requirement is a willing mouth, I mean; willing person

Procedure:
To perform the Tim Tam Slam, the slammer inserts their phallus or phallic-like device into the receivers orifice. After filling said orifice with ejaculate, before it is consumed, the slammer (often while attempting to catch the receiver of the slam unawares) then slams their flagging erection or phallic-like device as far into the receiver's ejaculate filled orifice as possible.
Note: Shouting, "Tim Tam Slam" is optional.

Tim: Hey honey, do you want to try a Tim Tam Slam?
Tam: Oh! I've heard of that - that's what all the kids are doing these days, right?
Tim: Yep. Do you want to try it?
Tam: Sure!
After acquiring the final item listed in preparation, Tim attempts the Tim-Tam-Slam (Oral Intercourse).
Tam: (Slurping laboriously*) Are you sure this is what everyone's doing? I mean I like chocolate as much as the next girl but-
Tim. (Breathing heavily*) Ah, I'm sure just keep going, almost there...
Realizing his apparent ruse, Tam laughs and resumes. When Tim has finished she humors him and pretends its delicious - not yet wise to Tim's hands on her head.
Tim: Ah, one more thing.
Tam: Hm?
Tim: Tim, Tam...
Tam: Wha-?!!!!
Tim: SLAM!

by KIX9 June 28, 2019

Anal Intercourse You!!!

A phrase you say to people who are against profanity, and say it's immature and stupid. The idea is to give show them that such censored "replacements" are worse.

Jimmy: I like to look at kiddie porn!
Arcon: Fuck you!
Jimmy's Mom: Now, now, it's inappropriate to swear. Say you're sorry.
Arcon: Anal intercourse you too shithead!!!

by System Error April 14, 2004