Skip to main content

internet 

The place on your computer that lets you go on MySpace.
You probably can't go on MySpace using your microwave oven... it's on the internet.
internet by MySpace Bob January 10, 2008

internet 

A series of tubes, definitely not a truck, intended for porn porn porn.
Ted Stevens from Alaska is the foremost expert on the internet.
internet by Sam is a Dick December 7, 2006

internet 

a place were u go wen u cant get none
internet by hoochie June 7, 2003

Internet 

Something you can blame whenever for whatever reason out of pure frustaration; scapegoat.
Mom: "Why the hell did you break the car? Whats wrong with you, huh huh huh?"

You: "MOM, STOP PESTERING ME! BLAME THE FUCKING INTERNET!"
Internet by stephanzo November 3, 2010

Internet 

Life's evil yet cherished twin brother that does everything better.
Person with a life: I just love the cool ocean breeze!

Internet addict: I visit it often as Franklin and beat the f*ck out of sharks by activating my Invincibility cheat that I've come to know by heart.

Person with a life: Well I've invested in my own boat and am paying it off fully by my next payday which is 2 weeks from now.

Internet addict: Michael has a total of 23 boats, 4 military ships, and 34 speedphiles.

Person with a life: I have a job.

Internet addict: My Sims each have jobs that pay 30,000$ or more per week. Not including daily income and farming.

Person with a life: I have a girlfriend.

Internet addict: Whenever I'm not watching multiple hot stars banging each other I have my own girlfriend who's also portable.

Person with a life: Mine's hot.

Internet addict: Mine's an Asian otaku.

Person with a life: I actually touch mine.

Internet addict: Touching other humans can transmit from the hundreds of thousands to the billions of germs per touch.

Person with a life: Mine gives me head.

Internet addict: Every day.

Person with a life: GODDAMMIT.
Internet by Co-ral Grimes January 7, 2015