He went on and on about how many uses he had for an avacado and a water pik, but we didn't want to hear about that intellectual masturbation
by Bur Seliu June 08, 2006
VERB: to pose a threat to someone's argument, idea's, or political/intellectual position. through use of contrasting facts and reasoning.
he poses an intellectual threat to her entire argument by using better, contrary, evidence and clearer reasoning that calls her assessment into question.
by poison pen December 31, 2014
the person is such an immature intellectual, making up improbable stories to get attention, neither mature or intelligent
by barrybenson February 19, 2015
The act of throwing one's legal weight around to deliberately stifle innovation so one can be the only one who can charge license fees for an obvious invention. The RIAA, MPAA, ESA, and Microsoft are supporters of intellectual terrorism. So called because the cease & desist letters and infringement lawsuits instill terror.
"The Dump" video game ROM site was a victim of intellectual terrorism.
Charging someone twice for one usable copy of Windows XP because they lost the install disk and their hard drive crashed is an example of intellectual terrorism.
Charging someone twice for one usable copy of Windows XP because they lost the install disk and their hard drive crashed is an example of intellectual terrorism.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 10, 2008
When a conversation goes above your intellectual capabilities, you tap your conversation partner 3 times on the shoulder, and leave. Also called ITO.
"Dude, It was an Intellectual TapOut within the first 2 powerpoint slides. Bob didn’t stand a chance with the CEO."
"Once we cranked up the Intellectual Bandwidth, Bob called an ITO like he was Pee Wee Herman."
"I’ll gladly provide a cerebral body blow that will ITO Bob in the first round”
"Once we cranked up the Intellectual Bandwidth, Bob called an ITO like he was Pee Wee Herman."
"I’ll gladly provide a cerebral body blow that will ITO Bob in the first round”
by SBlanky June 04, 2010
by A-Lex a.k.a. Sirlerro January 01, 2012
A special kind of pseudo-intellectual who regularly reveals their lack of real knowledge and sophistication by mispronouncing the pretentious words they try to weave into conversation.
Forks-intellectual: "Oh my, what a terrible forks-paz"
Regular person: "You mean a faux-pas?"
Forks-intellectual: "A what?"
Regular person: "You mean a faux-pas?"
Forks-intellectual: "A what?"
by Lawrence Steelwind March 28, 2011