Insta-Share

Sharing a link on Facebook the second you lay eyes on it.

Saw Jimmy's post on old guitars and Insta-Shared it.

by Jay Springshare October 13, 2019

insta-mission

Going on an adventure specifically to get a beautiful picture to share online, especially on Instagram.

Bro!! Want to go on on a insta-mission tonight to get some shots of the sunset tonight?

by j.turansky November 04, 2015

insta-cunt

A wannabe who keeps following some random senseless instagram trend

I hate Darren man's such an insta-cunt.

by Beemo222 November 23, 2021

insta-therapy

Is where a person creates multiple “motivational” posts in hopes that they can help someone or help themselves. Typically though the one making the post is the one who ACTUALLY needs to apply the advice.

Wow did you see all of Nancy’s posts? Yeah she’s providing some serious Insta-Therapy. She needs to get off social media and just fix her life.

by Your Lawrd Jesus July 03, 2019

Insta-potty

Scrolling Instagram while using the toilet

She sent me 10 DMs while she in the bathroom. She was obviously having an Insta-potty.

by UWSNYC April 11, 2024

Insta-boner

When you get turned on so fast that your dick gets hard quicker than it can rearrange itself in your pants. Usually requires manual adjustment and is accompanied by drool and the inability to make rational decisions as lack of blood leaves your brain in a stupor.

Friend: “yo! Dude! Fix yourself! You got an insta-boner.”
Me: *babbles incoherently*
Friend: “Emily walked by, didn’t she?”
Me: “random jibberish* *fixes junk*

by Fetch Stick August 25, 2018

Insta-boner

When you get hard instantly. There us no gradual hardening. Instantaneous hardening. (usually rips pants)

Dude! She was so hot she gave me an insta-boner!

by Dick Guzzler March 19, 2016