Water Knot

A puckered asshole that’s raw and sore from explosive shits.
That food poisoning just about blew out my pucker hole. I got a water knot.

I need some witch hazel poured on my water knot.
by Dick Onchin May 31, 2020
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Water on the rocks

A nerdy way of saying water with ice.
I'm so hardcore I had three water on the rocks last night.
by The pastamaster March 25, 2011
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Water belly

When you drink too much and you can feel the water moving around in your stomach. This use of the term water belly is in no way related to sheep-oriented diseases.
I drank a litre of water, and I have a water belly now.
by The water-belly April 10, 2012
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unseasoned water

someone who is more bland than water itself
nathaniel is such unseasoned water
by greenteabitch August 06, 2021
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Ketchup Water

The most vile and disgusting thing found on Earth. Often a result of laziness due to a lack of shaking a ketchup bottle before spewage onto a plate of fries or hamburger.
I would rather drink diarrhea vomited from your mother's ass after being fermented in a hippos vagina for 8000 years than ketchup water touch my fries.
by PeeJayAych January 03, 2008
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free water

Slang from jersey meaning anything you want pertaining to being the best
Man1- Just dropped this track

Man2- For free?

Man1- Free water
by Freemitherfuckinwater February 23, 2018
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water boner

a boner caused by just being in water,nothing to arouse it.
when seth got in the pool he got a water boner and didnt want to come out.
by bonermaster787 June 08, 2009
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