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Flapping Sphincter

A loudmouth moron that runs their mouth making factless statements and failed arguments and when they are called out for their ignorance, they resort to name calling or some other irrelevant, baseless accusation.
The US Congress is full of corrupt flapping sphincters.

True journalism is dead. It’s now comprised of agenda driven flapping sphincters.
by Dick Onchin November 25, 2020
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Muffler Flap

When your inside a chick and your ball sack covers her butt hole as she farts, causing your ball sack to vibrate acting like a muffler flap.
I hate when my wife uses my ball sack as a muffler flap!
by BHS Master September 9, 2019
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Flaps' eye

The term Flaps' eye came about in the UK in May 2013 as a female version of the male 'Jap's Eye' japs eye or 'urinary meatus', however due to the overly complicated nature of the female genitalia, (and man's inability to comprehend this) there is another hole down there that it can refer to, the vagina.
Urethra:
Anita Dick - Phil I think I've got another UTI again, my Flaps' eye is stinging like TCP...

Vagina:
Phillip McAvity - Mike you'll never guess what I saw this morning..
Michael Hock - What's that Phil?
Phillip McAvity - I accidentally walked in on Anita this morning 'cause I heard a loud buzzing sound. She was at it hard with that magic wand again; her legs were so wide her Flap's eye was winking at me!
by The Jungle Monster May 4, 2013
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fart flap

The triangular rear side window in some smaller cars having a hinge on the front edge and a latch on the back edge that opens about 2 inches.
That fart is horrible! Open the fart flaps!
by Lord Windowsmear June 29, 2014
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flap scrubbing

Literally, manual female masturbation.
Or figuratively, wasting time, as in goofing off,
fucking off, or the feminine version of jerking off
She's obviously so horny it's interfering with her work. She needs to go home to scrub her flap.
Please take a break from your flap scrubbing and bring me a beer.
by Shayman Bob June 7, 2011
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Punchin Flap

Used to indicate the having of sex.
She got her flap punched. He punched her flap.
by shieldsy February 10, 2005
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Deli Flaps

Meaty pussy lips. Look like a little pile of shaved roast beef. A little pink in the center and brown around the edges.
Babe got the deli flaps.

I was sucking her deli flaps and she was squirting all over the place.

I could see her deli flaps through her yoga pants.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017
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