4th-impacticitis

A new virus that has infected millions of people around the world. Symptoms include watching 4th Impact YouTube videos over & over again, checking every 2 minutes for news updates in the internet, tweeting all day and all night, insomnia, brain fog, laughing & crying at the same time, etc. No known cure at this time. Research studies are ongoing to find a cure for this disease.

Boss: Ann Anne, what is going on, why r u always tired ? And ur coming to work late everyday? Me: I'm sick. I have 4th-impacticitis.

by Ann Anne October 14, 2016

Impact sedation

when you knock somebody out by blunt force trauma.

I had to stop their stupidity by impact sedation.

by Thorag the Invincible February 9, 2020

Genshin Impact

Debt disguised as an anime game.

person 1: you wanna play genshin impact?
person 2: no, i don't feel like losing all my money today

by Nic0981323 March 5, 2023

Genshin Impact

Genshin Impact™ is a game designed by the Chinese Communist party for the sole purpose of convincing morbidly obese unfunny American band students to blow their entire savings on 3D rendered breasts and inevitably get fuck all thus preventing said weeabo americans from ever breeding and thus wiping out the shower avoidant twats from the face of the earth.

Player : "Ah fuck I lost the 50/50 in Genshin Impact™ again. Well I'll go back to fapping to literal drawings of children and browsing r/goodanimememes."

by hutaolover🥺 January 14, 2023

Impact Insulter

Bitch That Thinks Of Stereotypes For Genshin Impact

Oh Wow Look An Impact Insulter

by Rukushiki January 15, 2023

Fourth Impact

An event from Rebuild of Evangelion

THERE’S A FOURTH IMPACT WTF

by THIRD INPACT BABYYYY January 22, 2023

Genshin Impact

The game that not only turns your kids gay, but it’s also the root cause for bankruptcy, low GPAs, and the prime reason digital footprint exists.

Mars: Oh fuck me!

Gia: What’s wrong?

Mars: Our family has gone bankrupt! Billy spent over $7000+ on this game called “Gayshit Impact” and now he won’t stop talking about this guy named Zhongli and how he’s married to him! Isn’t that strange?! We also lost our house because Billy bought this thing called a…”C6 Zhongli?” I should disown him!

Gia: Aah. Your son has become a victim of Their brainwashing. Genshin Impact has done it again.

by ashcrayfr February 14, 2023