The game that not only turns your kids gay, but it’s also the root cause for bankruptcy, low GPAs, and the prime reason digital footprint exists.
Mars: Oh fuck me!
Gia: What’s wrong?
Mars: Our family has gone bankrupt! Billy spent over $7000+ on this game called “Gayshit Impact” and now he won’t stop talking about this guy named Zhongli and how he’s married to him! Isn’t that strange?! We also lost our house because Billy bought this thing called a…”C6 Zhongli?” I should disown him!
Gia: Aah. Your son has become a victim of Their brainwashing. Genshin Impact has done it again.
Gia: What’s wrong?
Mars: Our family has gone bankrupt! Billy spent over $7000+ on this game called “Gayshit Impact” and now he won’t stop talking about this guy named Zhongli and how he’s married to him! Isn’t that strange?! We also lost our house because Billy bought this thing called a…”C6 Zhongli?” I should disown him!
Gia: Aah. Your son has become a victim of Their brainwashing. Genshin Impact has done it again.
by ashcrayfr February 14, 2023
Get the Genshin Impactmug. A new virus that has infected millions of people around the world. Symptoms include watching 4th Impact YouTube videos over & over again, checking every 2 minutes for news updates in the internet, tweeting all day and all night, insomnia, brain fog, laughing & crying at the same time, etc. No known cure at this time. Research studies are ongoing to find a cure for this disease.
Boss: Ann Anne, what is going on, why r u always tired ? And ur coming to work late everyday? Me: I'm sick. I have 4th-impacticitis.
by Ann Anne October 14, 2016
Get the 4th-impacticitismug. The best North American Champion in history, fka TheKingOfX'sThrone, because he clapped X Factor's cheeks.
"Did you see Zach Impact?"
"OMG, you mean when he decimated X Factor?"
"Yes, he destroyed that man, made him piss the bed"
"OMG, you mean when he decimated X Factor?"
"Yes, he destroyed that man, made him piss the bed"
by ZachImpact19 October 15, 2019
Get the Zach Impactmug. A shitty game that attracts weird people and pedophiles to spend tons of money on fictional characters
by YippityDoogan July 3, 2022
Get the Genshin Impactmug. Bro, did you see that impact frame in the last episode of unnamed pirate anime?
Yeah, he was definitely defeated afterwards.
Yeah, he was definitely defeated afterwards.
by dreamybullsbatukam February 3, 2024
Get the impact framemug. The act of creating a character that is canonically above the age of consent, but has the appearance of a minor that is identifiable by many.
"I swear to god. That fucking character right there? That shit's straight up pulling a Genshin Impact."
"Holy shit, why do they look so young?"
"Yeah, you can't tell me that's not a fucking minor. That shit's seriously on Rule34?"
"Yeah, that's pretty appalling, ngl."
"Holy shit, why do they look so young?"
"Yeah, you can't tell me that's not a fucking minor. That shit's seriously on Rule34?"
"Yeah, that's pretty appalling, ngl."
by flatulencenuggets December 28, 2023
Get the Pulling a Genshin Impactmug. Can be used for a newly found relationship or a really bad break up, its basicly either when a friend has just gotten into a relationship and WILL NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THERE FUCKING PARTNER or, when they break up and it wwIII, they will eye eachother out, get there friends involved and start a massive facebook fight THAT WILL SPAM YOUR NOTIFICATIONS BECAUSE YOU'RE PROBOBLY THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE GETTING TAGED IN THIS SHIT!
1) damn it, stacy gonna ask out tim and were gonna get the relationship impact because we put up with her shit
2) watch out, tim just cheated on stacy, prepare for the relationship impact
2) watch out, tim just cheated on stacy, prepare for the relationship impact
by Mishamisha June 4, 2015
Get the Relationship impactmug.