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AP European History

The greatest class ever invented in the history of mankind. Even though it is really hard, no other class will teach you more about politics, economics, religion, and obviously history.
AP European History, when taught by an intelligent and unbiased teacher, opens up an entire new world of debate and personal enrichment.
by Mr. Fitz rules September 8, 2006
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canadas history

Canadas History is a process whereby a large group of historical items is inserted into an orifice over a time period of at least 42 hours. It has been said that many of Canada's politicians and schoolchildren are in fact quite well versed in Canada's History but students of American history know that to not be the case. Some might even say that in Canada the real history buffs do it in the butt.
She wanted the wheelbarrow but I was all like, bitch if you aren't going to do the dishes we're going to get Canadas History up in here - And by up in here I mean up in you.
by History buffs February 4, 2010
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history

something you dont want your parents to see on your computer because its filled with useful stuff like porn and shit to masturbate about.
admit it.. history is shiiiiiitt
by goodwordmaster March 22, 2011
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History Teacher

A history teacher teaches you pointless but interesting things, but you will never use them. But if you can get on who wants to be a millionaire you will win as it’s full of pointless information and facts. Thank your history teacher for the 1,000,000 when you win.
Thanks history teacher for the 1,000,000’
by x•x June 11, 2020
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canadas history

The act of making love to one's own genitalia after having a sex change operation all while precariously balanced atop the Stanley cup and drinking maple syrup from a moose skull (antlers required). For some, the act is too tame. A common variation includes wearing a Mountie's outfit, mixing the syrup with beaver semen and continuously slapping one's partner with a hockey stick in an attempt to enhance the pleasure.
(guy1) "Bro, she looks hot but I heard she's a virgin."
(guy2) "Are you kidding? That whore has done Canadas History after chopping her own phallus off with an axe. I believe she is ready for my devious pleasuring."

"I told that asshole to go fuck himself but he went overboard and performed the old Canadas History."
by stephensbastardchild February 5, 2010
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History Fair

a history fair is an unimaginative assignment given by a history teacher craving the recognition of his or her science teaching peers
history teachers got jealous of science teachers legitamacy and decided it needed its own history fair
by tommáwesome22 January 31, 2014
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history channel bigfoot

30 year old men running through the woods screaming, shaking cameras, and pretending to be archaeologists
The History Channel Bigfoot show is the Miley Cyrus of television channels
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