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Horse Hockey 

An old-fashioned sounding way to say "bullshit."
That's a load of horse hockey!
Horse Hockey by AlgernonFTW June 4, 2009
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Horse Dung 

Horse Dung is a condition where a fellow human being smells like horse dung. It reeks very bad and they should just take a darn shower. Morons.
That kid has Horse Dung. EWWWWWWW”
“Looks like horse dung too. AHHGHAHAHAHA”
“Whyareyousomeantomeijustwantmymommy”
Horse Dung by Teddyaltmanisbad101 February 14, 2021

Horse Kim Kardashian 

A nonsensical expression used to make people feel out of the loop/confused.
Bro you don't know Horse Kim Kardashian, are you new or something?
Horse Kim Kardashian by StressTree December 12, 2022

Horse Pop 

An alcoholic beverage. Inspired by the drink found in the internet sensation Amazing Horse. It has the striking resemblance to urine in a cup.

Ingredients:

1. 1 oz Whiskey

2. 1 oz Tequila

3. 2 oz Mountain Dew

Note: All ingredients must be served at room temperature. For added effect, drink can be slightly heated up in the microwave. Also whiskey and tequila must be the cheapest brand the bar has.
Pete: Can I get 6 Horse Pops warmed to perfection?

Bartender: Ok, you guys have issues...
Horse Pop by Still Sober April 10, 2010

Horse Swag 

A Male with a big dick, who walks around like he has a big dick, or has been told he has a big dick.
although, the term can be used to describe Males or Females as it is describing a personality or attitude as being extremely self-assured or narcissistic.

When used to describe Females, "Horse Swag" means cocky, bitchy or having a "I Know I'm the Shit" attitude.

Horse Swag can also define the demeanor of someone who does heroin, as "Horse" means heroin
Girl #1: "OMG Michael is hung like a horse"

Girl #2: "Figures, he walks around with so much Horse Swag"
Horse Swag by D1andOnly January 7, 2013

Horse Award 

An awrard given to a lady with a very nice backside.
"Nice as Bun B when I met him at the Source awards, girl he had with him, ass could have won the Horse awards..."
From Kanye's 'Last Call'
Horse Award by Mechanix187 February 3, 2007