hook nosed

Derogatory adjective for a Jew. Derived from the stereotypical long noses with a downward curve found on semitic peoples.

That hook nosed bastard cheated me out of all my money!

by El Perdido January 15, 2016

hook up

1) to get together with someone with the intention of dating or having sexual relations with them.

2) to meet up with someone to hang out.

3) to "hook someone up" means to provide that person with some kind of item or service, often of an illegal nature.

1) "I hooked up with my girlfriend when she used to live next door to me."

2) "We'll hook up with you guys later at Cassidy's."

3) "Hook me up with an Alpine sometime if you can."

by hipster May 1, 2006

fish hook

when you're getting head from a chick and you have a dick piercing. just before you blow you catch the piercing onto her cheek and reel 'er in and watch her squirm and squeal. that is what i call "catch of the day"

Man, last night I fish hooked this bitch last night and damn that was a good catch.

by Ala Boody Jude September 24, 2007

hook dick

when your penis while erect makes a hook shape because it leans to one side

girl, my man is like captian hook, in the pants that is.

by Rick March 12, 2003

on the hook

to be responsible for something, owe money

When the Patriots did not cover the point spread in the Super Bowl, Dave was on the hook for $3000.

by Brian C February 15, 2005

tootsie hook

A synonym of the stinky pinky the tootsie hook is the act of fingering your sexual partner in the ass with one's pinky. A distant cousin of the finger blast, the tootsie hook works best on people with really tight assholes.

"That ass is so tight, I just wanna give it the tootsie hook."
"Before I anally penetrate, I like to start off with a really good tootsie hook."

by Kyle January 19, 2005

hook ass bitch

A actual cunt ass bitch Hook is short for Hooker but does not always imply the same meaning.

This is often used when one wants to throw someone off during a conversation which has something to do with something that no one gives a fuck about resulting in being called a Hook Ass Bitch.

Sara: Man Children of Bodom Kick Ass.
Jim: Man you Hook Ass Bitch What the Fuck.
Sara: (slaps Jim)
Jim: (Cunt Punches dat Ho)
(Based on a True Story)

by Badass Jim March 23, 2008