hairy horseshoe

Female genital hair that starts at the naval and ends at the tailbone.

She dropped her panties and the bitch had a hairy horseshoe thicker than a briar patch.

by neophotus September 30, 2010

build houses

When one makes extreme maneuvers to quickly establish a relationship with sexual favors.

She keeps dating random guys trying to build houses.

by MCTF33 March 28, 2015

Dancing white horses

Phrase sparking a major bout of anger amongst friends, focused on an idividual or group who are pissing you off, resulting in a demon slap combo...from everyone. see DEMON-SLAP

"man... look at those fucking... pricks..."
"Dancing white horses!"
"AAAAAGHHH!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
"MOTHER FUCKERS!"
"AGH SHIT... I AM SO PISSED OFF"
"LETS FUCK THEM UP!"
"HHHIIIIIYAAAA!"

by Rudelife February 4, 2003

Don't corrupt your horses

When someone complains, you respond with this. It means something like "Oh, just look at my situatuion."

Friend: "Aw, dangit. I barely get paid anything. I wish I got paid more."
You: "Don't corrupt your horses. I just got laid off."

by lover1349 December 30, 2009

Betting On Horses

Shagging a woman hard in the butt hole!

Man, in my dream last night I was really banging her senseless. I was giving her the whole betting on horses treatment bigstylee!

by CM's FTB October 24, 2009

horses

terrible people. Member of the horse species who, undoubtedly, must be evil, as his whole species is.

Fellow A: Hello there you adorable pack of puppies how are you? Wait a minute... they're all dead! Damn you horses!
Fellow B: What horse would do this!?
horse: (giggles madly on rooftop before shooting away aboard evil jet.

by sockrocker117 August 8, 2006

hayward horseshoe

When a male's member is so large that it can be bent downward and inserted into his own anus.

"You know what? Fuck you and your shitty East Bay friends. You all can sit around HAYWARD HORSESHOEING yourselves; I'll be in SF."

by malconsidine February 3, 2006