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Howtobasic

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(sorry for bad grammar)

Howtobasic is a tutorial youtuber that seem to helping people around the internet based from his thumbnail right
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Hahaha "No!"
Cause the thumbnail is just like a leaf floor in vietnam or astolfo
"It a trap"
Cause if you click it firstly it seem like a normal tutorial video
but when the time passed away there will always be a weird moment
and that was the mainly point of his channel
cause when the weird thing happens
his reaction gonna turn into an some tryhard in fps game
cause he start to throw and spank and uh... literally "Fucked up" Everything in his camera sight and mostly every video he will gonna fucked up the egg most cause it seem that he literally fucked up everything by throwing egg or even destroy egg itself
and yep that just a tip of iceberg
cause There more!
i mean i cant describe everything he done
you just need to watch it yourself anyway

that it
have a nice day
-Chingchongboi asian man who love to describe something
Dude 1: God dang it how do i fuckin do the frickin noodles
Dude 2: Hey fella check this out i find the video say "How to make a noodle" From Channel call "Howtobasic"
Dude 1: Really!? tysm mate hand out ya phone
Dude 2: Ok good luck im gonna go do a bbq now
*Several time later*
*Dude 2 come back from bbq*
Dude 2: Hey fella how there going
Dude 1: dude.... WTF IS THIS SHITTTT
Dude 2: What? What do you mean
Dude 1: YOU NOODLE VIDEO IS FUCKIN DISGUSTING ARE YOU GONNA PRANK ME AGAIN!?
Dude 2: Calm down fella let me check it out
*He watch it*
Dude 2: Ok... Im gonna go vomit rn where your toilet?
Dude 1: Here *point the toulet*
Dude 2: o..k.. by..eee..
by Colonelpancakes January 9, 2023
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Hogwarts

The only place Harry really ever had friends. A school for magical people just like him. A place where all the teachers care about SOMEONE, even though they may not show it. Somewhere that lives get risked and lives get saved at the same time. Somehow, everyone fits in one or more ways. Where many people started the path to becoming famous, and others infamous. How Harry Potter became the wizard we all know (but maybe not love) In shorter words, home.
At the Quidditch World Cup
Harry: I can't wait to go to Hogwarts next week!

Hermione: Harry, we go to Hogwarts in three weeks...
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howtobasic

How to basic puts eggs in everything. They ruin recipes on purpose
WHY ARE THEY MIXING WITH THE SHOVEL?!?!?1/1/!//1?
person 1: i watch howtobasic on youtube
person 2: IEUOUYCRUHYCYUHRCRUUCURDFYFYURRDRUGHUHGRRH
person 1: the of: what the fuck
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hoget

A little creature that dances in your dreams, often wearing a party hat

In your dream if the hoget should say

“Bobbit like your pathetic life demands it”
Whilst jumping like those gymnast Barbie dolls in the mountain warrior yoga position circling a bowling pin.

They can be in many different shapes and sizes but are often green and short because they’re based off you’re imagination you basic bitch
“I saw a hoget in my dream last night!”

“That’s fucken crazy man
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howt'

used by idiots like julien miquel who thinks that ''howt'' is a shortened version of ''how to''
julien miquel: ''we r lookin' at howt' pronounce dis sound''
mark: ''HOWT''???? dude doesnt know how to say ''how to'' n instead broz sayin' ''howt''
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Hogwash

When you’re riding a motorcycle and your riding bitch jerks you off from behind.
I came all over the front of my bike after Norma-Jean finished me with the ol’ hogwash.
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hogtog

I love to hogtog
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