Hoetivities

When my girlfriend says with confidence that she likes women 🙄

Bro my girlfriend literally does all these hoetivities

by smileeeee$ March 23, 2022

Hoetoe Day

on march 5, 2021, 2 dummies, brooklynn and tay, became bsfs. this is a NATIONAL holiday forever and always!!!

OMLLLL ITS HOETOE DAYYYY!!!!

by skeetskeetthebest March 4, 2022

Hoetoe Day

on march 5th, 2021, two dummies named hoeklynn and taytoe became bsfs. it's a NATIONAL holiday.

OMLLLL ITS APRIL 5TH THAT MEANS IT'S HOETOE DAY!!!!!!

by skeetskeetthebest March 4, 2022

Hethanism

Those who practice not believing in the righteousness of God or his teachings.

My cousin was adamant in his practice of hethanism at the family barbecue when he attempted to tell the children that God was a myth and so were his teachings.

by Chickeetaz June 5, 2022

hethetis

A name that doesn’t define both girl and boy, but usually just an alien . That’s right. Alien!

Boy1 : where’s Hethetis?
Girl1 : oh, that weird alien girl?
Boy1 : Mhm

by Adveka Hethetis August 9, 2022

hoesh fase

The hoesh fase is a fase where people go through after a breakup or whatsoever. Examples of this disease are flexing with cup-sizes, posting breast pictures online and adding every possible boy on snapchat.

Wow, she is adding so many ugly guys again, she must be going through her hoesh fase!

by mammeloe69 February 6, 2023

hoehopping

When an adult human utilises their sexual prowess to convince a series of partners to let them bunk in their home *without monetary contribution* for a brief time in exchange for sexual offerings. The hoehopper will leave when their next hoe-stel 😉 arrangement has been seduced. The hoehopper uses this method to travel inexpensively, and to rack up their bodycount in the meanwhile!

Ike wants to take off for three months to do a tour, some hoehopping, and see the Rocky Mountains. He hopes to hop with snow bunnies or groupies. He's playing a tour with the band,but he told me that he isn't sleeping in a bus with 4 dudes for the next 3 months, so he is looking for some hoehopping targets.

by Curiosity Thrilled the >(^.^)< February 25, 2023