Hetero-phobic

Something that straight people made up so they can play victim

A:she was born a woman she will die a woman

B: hey look a transphobic bitch

A:hey look a hetero-phobic with mental issues

B:hetero-phobic are you on crack

A: are you

B:calling me mentally ill because I said your transphobic which you are

A:and your hetero-phobic

B:I don't give a flying fuck if you're straight I but I do care If you're transphobic and homophobic cry baby

A: I care that your hetero-phobic

B:your funny

(This actually fuckin happened)

by Idk.bitch August 6, 2022

hetero-appropriation

When any member of the LGBTQ+ community do or cultivate something otherwise deemed as heterosexual.

Person 1: Did you see Tristan and Gunther's new baby?

Person 2: How did Tristan & Gunther have a baby, they're both homosexual men.

Person 1: They had a serogate mother.

Person 2: Isn't that considered Hetero-appropriation?

by anonymous January 31, 2023

Heners

A Bisexual man who can’t admit he is wrong

Heners: I’m bisexual and always right!
Me: really ni**a.

by XanderTheStank June 22, 2023

heterocetera

A term for the jumble of things heterosexual people stereotypically talk about including but not limited to: their kid(s), spouse, the weather, and last night's sports game.

Person 1: What did you and Jim talk about last night?

Person 2: Fantasy football, his new dog, Jim Jr, heterocetera.

by oops_i_did_the_thing2 September 10, 2023

Curvy Hetero

A straight person who often compliments the same sex.

Nick is such a curvy hetero, he keeps complimenting other guys at the gym.

by soooooo_gayyyy April 22, 2017

jag heter

Jag heter" means "my name is..." in swedish

Jag heter angelica

by engiemdna September 28, 2017

No hetero

A phrase a person uses when they do a straight person action

Steve: I heard you fucked Jane yesterday. I thought you were gay.
Brian: it’s ok I said no hetero

by Backed ruffle sandwich June 13, 2018