Saint Helens

A small shitty town in Oregon about 30 minutes away from Portland. Movie theatre is tiny and there are tons of crappy little shops. Where Halloween Town was filmed. (a Disney movie)

Saint Helens sucks ass.

by Sockaloo October 25, 2008

herpen-gyne

a women suspected of having and spreading venereal diseases (VD's).

Only those with a death-wish would hook up with a herpen-gyne...

by P.O.S. September 2, 2004

Helena DoDo Birdd

Helena DoDo Bird, is a magestic animal, she gets along with turtlees and dogs, she is outrageously beautiful and veery talkative, this creature is nocturnal, she likes to pull alnighters but she cant do it like billly,Oh , she is very clueless at times and hates to ponder.

daaaaayum; is that a Helena DoDo Birdd?

by daangbillyfshoo April 10, 2009

Hellen Keller

The act of giving a dirty blowjob, but not seeing the cock or hearing the loud squirts at all. Its quick, but enjoyable.

Reggie: How was the Hellen Keller?
Matt: It felt like I was going blind.

by Wiggies911 March 7, 2017

Helena, Alabama

A nondescript town in Alabama. Consists of snobby rednecks and people who think they're smarter than they really are. The cops don't do their job, the court system sucks, and there's nothing to do there. The only big attraction is a man-made waterfall. Ranked number three on the list of "Biggest Wastes of Space in the U.S."

Susie: I wanna go swimmin'
Fred: Me too, but Gobbler's Knob charges up the ass.
Susie: How 'bout we go swimmin' in that thur creek?
Fred: Oh, ya mean the one with all the raw sewage? Sounds

good to me.

-Helena, Alabama

by thingwithfeathers February 9, 2012

Helen Clark

The Prime Minister of New Zealand. She is a Socialist (communist/marxist). She has done serval crimes against the law of that nation but yet still remains in office as the Prime Minister.

Bob: What has Helen Clark done this time?
Fred: Nothing, that's my point!
Bob: Ohh, if only we had someone like Mr. Bush...

by Blitzkri3gn January 28, 2005

hellenic

the proper word for someone whos is greek who comes from HELLAS not GREECE! GREKO meant slave in turkish, so thats what they named the hellenic peoples. NOW PEOPLE THINK THAT HELLENIC PEOPLE FROM HELLAS ARE GREEKS FROM GREECE! LEARN IT CORRECTLY!

Person: Hello there are you a greek from greece?

Hellenic Person: No I am not a slave from slaveland asshole, the Hellenic people kicked out the fucking Turks and owned them. I am a Hellenic man from the country of Hellas

by Timotheos May 2, 2006