Polish the War Helmet

A colloquial expression for Male Masturbation.

I’m going to the bathroom so I can polish the war helmet.

I’ve got blue balls so must polish the war helmet.

My uncle likes to watch me polish the war helmet for some reason.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Helmaning

Making use of every possible opportunity to make the life of a 'Helman' as pleasant as possible.

"I'm bored. What shall we do?"
"Lets go a'Helmaning'"

by Honj et Vonj March 28, 2005

Daddy Helms

A sexy young man, usually a master of instruments, specifically saxophone

Omg is that a Daddy Helms or what

by Clarinet02 October 31, 2018

Camaro Crash Helmet

See Mullet.

Camaro crash helmet

by Tinklebritches June 25, 2009

Helmy And Sherif

To achieve the rank "Helmy And Sherif" you need the surpass the level of an average homosapien. Being too risky; daring; and just flat out jackasses!!

1) Damnn dude, that was gnarly, that was soo Helmy And Sherif!!!

2) Teacher: Students, do #'s 1-50 for tomorrow's lesson.
Student 1: Fuck off!!
Student 2: The only thing i'm doing tonight is you!!
Teacher: How dare you give me that Helmy And Sherif Attitude!!!

by Taylor Knox January 21, 2006

helmet

1. the top of a man's penis, or a hermaphodite's penis I guess as well. Also reffered to as a purple helmet.
2. A condom, as worn on the head of your penis, perhaps a more accurate term.
3. A kevlar, or plastic covering for your less important head, as worn while riding a motorcycle or visiting a construction site. Or oddly, enough, while exploring actual caverns. See spelunking.

Timmy, what have I told you about playing indoor sports without a helmet? Naughty boy!

by JamiSpoon May 23, 2003

Fireman's helmet

a penis head. It resembles a fireman's helmet when turned to the side.

I showed my friend my fat fireman's helmet! It was bigger than his!

by Joe71444 January 19, 2011