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hallmark headlock

When a girl is convinced by society at large, and her friends, that she is NOTHING unless she is in a relationship(engaged or married)in order to please her peers and to prove her womanhood.
Kyle never goes out anymore. That bitch Jenny has him in a Hallmark Headlock!!
by Steven October 25, 2004
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headcold

When a woman gives head to a guy she doesn't like, holds his load in her mouth like a chipmunk, comes back up to kiss him, but instead wraps her mouth around his nose and blows the load into his nostrils, depositing the sticky-icky into his sinus cavity.
Rachael gives mean head but if you ever cross her watch out, she gives an even meaner headcold.
by Jimmy Gold December 26, 2017
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debacle-a-hedron

noun - to be surrounded on all sides by debacles.
No matter where Jim looked, on all sides he was surrounded by the debacle-a-hedron.

The mess encompassed the entire building on all 4 sides, it had become a debacle-a-hedron.
by Dixon Yamouf August 21, 2009
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Crackin’ My Headtop

1. When you smoke and your ass gets sent to another world. You sit frozen in your seat zoned out looking at the floor.

2. When the munchies are hitting and you eating slow asf
Julian: Yo manny what is this? This shits crackin’ my headtop

Manny: It’s that gas nigga ⛽️
by papachimney October 10, 2019
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hendro

a legend!!!!
biggest drug smuggler in all of china, only one problem he is gay, and loves lil china men
by mikehunt March 18, 2004
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Thomas Headon

person 1: hey have you heard thomas headon?
person 2: yeah he’s a shitty singer
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headbook

the act of receiving oral sex while on facebook.
Jason: dude i was on facebook and my girl gave me some mean head.
Robert: yeah man i got some headbook last week.
by i-hopp July 13, 2010
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