A girl who has BPD and sees social systems, mainly pertaining to sexual intercourse, through a sociopathic lens.
by Vladshmir Putlor February 21, 2022

by Claynoodles12 November 22, 2021

Guy 1: Dude where'd your peen go?
Guy 2: BJ Hayley drank the whole thing last night!
Guy 3: Why are you guys looking at each other's dongs?
Guy 2: BJ Hayley drank the whole thing last night!
Guy 3: Why are you guys looking at each other's dongs?
by Jordangit September 5, 2015

by Girl With Wifey Material April 6, 2020

Hayley Zahnow is a unique specimen. She is very kind and has great morals. I recommend being her friend and getting to learn more about her. befriend her. because her story is a great one, and you should feel honoured to be along for this chapter! She is incredibly kind. And this is made clear from how she treats those around her and also how she treats her ugly-cute dog. She has so much drive and motivation. She has ambitious dreams that seem intimidating for some, but she is ready and she is already putting in the work now to get her there.
She also has a very interesting fettish…
Her biggest strength is also her biggest flaw; She is a great listener, which means she can forget to talk sometimes, and both of you might be sitting in awkward silence for a bit. But if you can get her to open up, you will be closer than you’ve ever been with any of your other friends.
She also has a very interesting fettish…
Her biggest strength is also her biggest flaw; She is a great listener, which means she can forget to talk sometimes, and both of you might be sitting in awkward silence for a bit. But if you can get her to open up, you will be closer than you’ve ever been with any of your other friends.
Miss Hayley Zahnow. If you’re reading this, I hope all is well, and I hope you are happy in SOCOMD. Maybe you should go catch up with the old Q Serge hey?
Love you heaps bro
Love you heaps bro
by Apparatus_88 October 23, 2024

A girl who cannot keep a secret for her life. Very unlikable, so she only has about 2 friends. Cannot stay to her own business.
by SuckItLozer January 20, 2020

Hayley is a fun girl. She is is love with Harry styles and get attached to people quickly. She understands humor even though sometimes it’s a bit different then what you expect. She may be a little to much to handle but sometimes it is worth it. If you don’t throw her off a cliff before you guys make it a month of being friends you might enjoy her presence.
by Liverchicken October 6, 2020
