mackerel hammock

Other wise known as a women’s fanny or a hairy muff.

Jesus Christ the smell off your ones mackerel hammock would knock out Mike Tyson

by Hbobcat December 7, 2020

banana hammock

A man's speedo swimsuit.

Look at all of the banana hammocks in Fort Lauderdale.

Look at all of the banana hammocks on the French Riviera.

by Not-gonna-tellya January 12, 2007

vagina hammock

Another name for a womans undergarments. Panties to be precise. Panties to encase a unusually large vagina.

Her pussy was so big her vagina hammock looked more like a banana hammock.
She wasn't wearing a vagina hammock, easy access

by myhk February 21, 2008

Hamoody

Post up player, has nothing to do with sandwiches and or pork produce. needs no introduction, a self made man, kind of fruity.

I am Hamoody, let me feed.

by Carlo July 11, 2004

Banana Hammock

a phrase used to break uncomfortable silences or used to break up a hostile argument. ( as seen on scrubs where cox and his ex wife are arguing and j.d interjects with "BANANA HAMMOCK")

1st person - "your a s*%t"
2nd person - "your a F&%^n biatch"
Interjectable period
3rd wheel - "BANANA HAMMOCK!"

by CD and IAIN May 4, 2006

Hammo Spread

A chick who comes to Hamilton Island as a thin hot chick then turns into a fat whore over a period of time gernerally less than six months.
Can also be refered to the Yalara Spread of the Tourist destination Ayers Rock.

Have you seen Jane latley? Yeah she has the Hammo Spread happening there.

by Harvey wilks April 5, 2007

halmonburger

Also known as the "salmon beefburger" A hamburger with grilled salmon topping. Once considered to be madness, now it haunts the minds of those who hear rumor of its existence.

Yo, brah, this halmonburger is blowing my mind.

by brave_enkidu October 20, 2008