hardcore donkey punch

When one is having sexual intercourse with their partner and right before climax one strikes her in the back of the head with vigorating force with intent to cause the twatty fun hole to give an ultimate masturbation grip on one's super studley retarded man snake. Side effects generally are major bruies around the dangle worm of fury, loss of memory, concussion, and possible though rare, coma, death, and loss of function of the man-gina or the man-gina itself.

Dick hardcore donkey punched Jane and gave her amnesia.

Police Report: "A couple abbrasions on the back, possible cause of death is a hardcore donkey punch to the back of the cranium. The Twatty Hit Slap Antagonist has strucken again..."

by Travis the Hardcore Asian Serial Butt Rapist May 13, 2006

Post Hardcore

It all starts with punk rock, see, and rock 'n roll. From rock 'n roll spawned a style of music called "hard rock" which is basically rock 'n roll but deeper. When hard rock is blended with punk rock, we get hardcore rock which essentially pre-emo punk rock with heavier rhythms. Also spawning from rock 'n roll and classical music we get metal. Now, when we blend hardcore with metal, we get "metalcore" which is hardcore but with harmony elements and the occassional guitar solo. Now it gets complicated. When we blend hard rock with metal, we get thrash metal. If we take thrash metal, add some more emo and myspace, and blend it with hardcore rock, we get "post hardcore" which can very very easily be confused with screamo. The main difference between post hardcore and screamo is that in post hardcore, the singer still "sings" but doesn't go into a crying fit at some point during the song. Now, there is one more style that is left un-discussed. A style called "hXc'mo" (prounounced "aytch ex see mo". I'm not quite sure, but I think that hXc'mo is the product of blending screamo and post hardcore...that's the only logical way I can figure this shit out.

Classifying post hardcore and all these other genres was a real pain.

by Sceir July 29, 2008

hardcore

in the music sense, a form of underground music that takes music to extremes. started in the early 80`s with bands like minor threat and black flag. i like to call this classic hardcore. then in the late 80`s there were many hardline, "positive" straightedge bands like chain of strength and gorilla biscuits. i like to call this oldchool hardcore. then in the early 90`s straigtedge became rediculous, and the bands got more metallic, with bands like Earth Crisis and Strife. I just call this hardcore. Then all throughout the 90s there were those hardcore bands with the scary, grindy sound, like converge, dillenger escape plan, or discordence axis. Then there were some bands like 10 yard fight who tried to re-create the hardcore sound of the late 80`s, a few were ok but most really sucked. This developed into what some people call "posi" hardcore. These days, you have your choice of shitty mosh hardcore, or screamo, or emo-core. Now hardcore is just a melting pot of all the sounds in one. its one big emotional, positive/negative, noisy vomit. its ok i guess. i liked how it was better in the late 90s early 00s.

quality hardcore bands: converge, bane, shai hulud, american nightmare, minor threat, gorilla biscuits, ten yard fight, joshua fit for battle, the now, 18 visions, forstella ford, hot cross, pg.99, discordence axis

by mike December 24, 2003

hardcore

short for hardcore punk,a genre of music derived from punk rock,but faster and heavier.
there's a difference between metalcore and hardcore. metalcore bands are Norma Jean,Converge,Botch,Between the Buried and Me,As I Lay Dying, Unearth,and Killswitch Engage.
Hardcore bands sing generally about anarchism,capitalism,the government,war,the hardcore lifestyle,and being straight edge;not all hardcore band are straightedgers.
Hardcore bands:circle jerks,ss decontrol,gbh,black flag,minor threat,bad brains,dead kennedys,7 seconds,gang green,beastie boys (early),negative fx,discharge,anti-nowhere league,exploited,u.s. chaos,GISM,chaos uk,picture frame seduction,and many more

"I fuckin love G.I.S.M, man...hardcore punk til i Die."

by goose86 October 1, 2007

hardcore hair

Similar to scene/emo hair, hardcore hair is semi-long straight black and or brown hair(it can really be any color) that comes down to cover either eye. The thing that sets it apart from scene hair is you do not spike it in the back, it's just down. You only put other colors (blonde, red, even non natural colors) colors in the top were the roots are to simulate roots growing in or as a straight line from the top of the head to the back of the neck. This is a style mainly worn by people listening to or liking post hardcore/grindcore music.

Joshie Scene: Omgeee, that guy dosent have any spiky hair, his hari is like just down and not cut weird. and his pants arent that tight...
Joey Scene: I know what a cunt...lets make out!
Jimmy: Scene fucks! Its called hardcore hair! *windmill to the faces of the scenesters*

by jimmy walthereson March 11, 2006

hardcore dancing

When a bunch of kids get together at shows and start flailing their arms and swinging their fists in any direction, probably hoping to hit someone and innocently call it an "accident" because they are afraid to get wrecked by the guy they hit.

They also wear bandannas so you can't see their face. Pussies.

A waltz is a dance, guys. Hardcore dancing is just a constant seizure.

Whild hardcore dancing ,Some hardcore dancer gave Cody a concussion after a hit from a Windmill. When we confronted him after the show, He said it was an accident. We fucked him up anyways.

by CantShutMeUp July 27, 2006

hardcore dance

Hardcore danceing is a dance that the hardcore kids do. they do the windmill and kick there legs like a fucking karate kid.
It also looks like your having fucking Parkinsons

Meghan: uh oh that kid is having a seziure!
Tim: Naw he's hardcore danceing

by hahahahaha wigged March 18, 2008