Ming Mong Handler

A person or group of people who have to deal and handle ming mongs' on a daily basis.

IT Dept dealing with ming mong support calls "Ohh shit that Ming Mong Bruce is on the phone again. I bet he rebooted his pc by turning his monitor off and on again" I hate being a Ming Mong Handler.

by Ming Mong Handler January 7, 2008

oooh, sucka got it handed

a phrase used to tell somebody that they just got owenzed, served, hit, etc.; basically this statement tells the opponent that you know what you're doing and they obviously don't

{S-Snake hits J-Hawk with 3 green shells}

Oooh, sucka got it handed.

by El_Scorcho October 11, 2004

no handed clap

A no handed clap describes a fat bottom girl twerking wearing no or only little pants.

{Cosmo} says she's fat, but when she turned around and did that no handed clap I was OUT OF MY MIND.

by Joking July 11, 2014

Girly handwriting

the most annoying handwriting there is, usually by girls grades 6-12. This handwriting consists of perfectly round o's, the 'a' that you see on the computer, and perfect e's. It is written neatly, with all the letters touching each other perfectly. Sometimes, the dot in the 'i' is replaced by a heart.

Girly Handwriter: Can I see your notes?
Me: Sure.
Girly Handwriter: I can't read this.
Me: Too bad.

Danielle: Gosh, Ashley has such girly handwriting, I can't stand it!

Stacey: Yeah, I know right? Be a little more original!

by ThePostalService October 18, 2009

Hanger-Bang

When you lock your keys in your car and have to use a curved wire hanger to open your locked car door. Squeezin it inside a crack in the window and stickin it in the lock then pullin it out!!!

"My keys are locked in my car again! I'm gonna have to hanger-bang it out!"

"Darren do you have triple A?" "Nope, wats the problem?, is there a hanger-banger comin on!?"

"Sean said her keys are locked in her car again! She loves to hanger-bang!

by D. Nelly June 12, 2011

halder

An Amazing Human being with an amazing sense of humor. Very smart and hard working and is always there for his or her friends when they need them. Halder's tend to be quiet, but they are the most amazing people you will ever meet if you know them long enough. Try to find one if you can because they are amazing people and your life will be happier with them.

I'm having a bad day.
Oh, just go to Halder. They'll know what to do

by TylerNB April 4, 2018

Handtruck fuel

Cocaine

Hey do you have any handtruck fuel to keep going? I’m very tired, I need handtruck fuel to get going.

by El coyote August 13, 2019