halloween oreo

a racist remark towards a black person

White dude: bro you're a fucking halloween oreo.
Black dude: are you serious?

by flowershops April 5, 2020

halloween stupidity

Being stupid on Halloween.

person 1: what did you do for Halloween?
person 2: doorbell ditching. just that.
person 1: thats Halloween stupidity...

stop using Halloween stupidity or you will have to go to boarding school next year.

by how did you find this October 30, 2021

Halloween Fuck Game

A guy challenges a girl to a halloween fuck game. Typically the challenge should go through a middle man or a friend so the girl doesnt know who it is. If she agrees then:
1. On one of the 13 days before Halloween the guy will ring the girls doorbell, leaves a message saying "Let the Fuck Game Begin," and runs and hides
2. Girl will change into loose fitting clothes and then come out and look for the guy
3. The guy's goal is to sneak up behind the girl, strip her, and get his penis in either her ass or her pussy and his hands on her cunt or breasts without her seeing his face or guessing who he is.
4. Girl's goal is to either spot the guy before he gets near her or see his face and guess his name before he completes his goal.
If guy completes his goal then he gets to fuck her right then and there for as long as he wants.
If girl completes her goal then she gets to demand some form of sexual favor. Most girls demand to be eaten out so that the guy doesn't enjoy his loss. Although some girls still like to get fucked anyways

note: should be done at night when no one is out and watching

I had a friend who passed my message of the Halloween Fuck Game to this really hot girl (blond hair, D cups, tight ass, and i later discovered a tight pussy too) who ended up agreeing. I left the note on her doorstep and rang the doorbell. and she came out in some tiny spandex shorts and a tight tank top (which was cheating although i didnt mind since i could tell she wasnt wearing a bra which just got me hard and made my goal easier). I was hiding in this big bush and she didnt even think someone could hide in there. so when she walked around it, i came out of the bush and right up behind her without her hearing me. I pulled her spandex down real quick, bent her over, shoved my dick in her ass, got some fingers in her pussy, and got a hand on those amazing breasts. I ended up fucking her for about 15 minutes before she even knew who i was. Although i got a variety of other positions after she knew who i was. We ended up spending an hour and a half in the bushes.

by Bobby Heimen November 25, 2007

halloween date

Girl with a super nice body but messed up face.
(AKA butter face)
A girl that is ugly but has a nice body so you have to date her on Halloween so you can make her wear a werewolf mask so you don't have to look at her nasty face.

player1:Dude did you see Tyler's date last night?
player2:Yeah she was a total Halloween date!

by Tyler studmuffin June 17, 2011

halloween mask

when you stretch out a girls vagina and put your head inside as to wear her as if she was a mask

my girlfriends pussy still hurts

from what my dear friend?
my penis and the halloween mask

by marshwallow June 12, 2012

halloween lakmal

One who consumes an excessive amount of alcohol while having troubles with the ladies, thus leading to an emotional episode with disasterous effects; frequently ending in tears and vomit.

Dude, I shouldn't drink tonight, I don't want to be a halloween lakmal.

After Tracy dumped Johnny he got plastered and wound up being a halloween lakmal.

by captain ninja cool guy January 7, 2010

Halloween Surprise

When you drill a hole in a bowl of candy and stick your penis in so the next dumbass kid who sticks his hand in gets a little extra "candy" than he bargained for.

"Tonight whoever comes to my door is gonna get a little 'Halloween Surprise'"

by marklar July 23, 2004