The Sand Guardian

A guardian of the sand who is so powerful that even Poseidon quivers before him.

Sand Guardian: I am The Sand Guardian, Guardian of The Sand!

Person: POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!

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Sand Guardian (yelling at ocean): FUCK OFF!

by Fire Tongue December 2, 2020

The Golden Guard

(Adjective;) a teen in desperate need of attention and emotional support and love.

Dude, you need therapy, you're giving me vibes of The Golden Guard.

by BeeBoiBeeThem October 1, 2022

Coast Guard

The hardest working and most important of the United States' 5 armed services, performing search & rescue, drug and illegal immigrant interdiction, as well as port security.

Dude, the US Coast Guard is the coolest fucking service ever!!

by LT JG Neffson September 3, 2004

guard-core

A mockery of "hardcore" defined as a member of the National Guard (typically, though not necessarily a Guard Bum) who has served six years or more without a combat deployment, avoids deployments, or always seems to end up with cushy missions to Europe, the Baltic, or Central America. A Guard-Core Soldier or Airman is usually seen decked-out in more gear than necessary, is typically overly enthusiastic given his/her limited experiences, and frequently incorporates recruiting paraphernalia into his/her daily civilian wardrobe.

"Sergeant X is pretty Guard-Core considering he is overweight, has made a twenty year career out of the Guard and his only time spent overseas was that two-week trip to Latvia. Where does he get all those National Guard polo shirts? Why hasn't he gone to Iraq like the rest of the National Guard?"

by Russellmania November 3, 2007

Guardiola

a place off the coast of Spain that is known by its conquer of Sargeant Iola.

Last summer I went to Guardiola

by Lass March 1, 2007

sneeze guard

Glass or plastic panels in buffet restaurants that prevent nasal and oral excretions from being deposited in the food. The sneeze guard prevents the spread of disease.

The food at the dinner party was delicious, but there were no sneeze guards.

I noticed a long strand of hair dangling down from under the sneeze guard. Obviously, a short person ducked under it to reach for the food.

by yes juanito yes December 12, 2014

prison guard

A sex position where the man holds the woman's hands behind her back while standing from behind during sex. For a more realistic approach hand cuffs and or zip ties can be added.

"Man I went home with that girl last night and things almost got illegal. I had to hand cuff and prison guard that bitch."

by Cheesy McPots December 21, 2013