Guinea Piged

When you shave off all your pubes, keep them under the bed while having sex and proceed to glue the pubes onto her back with your cum.

"Yo Chad how was Stacy in bed last night?"

"Awh dude she was freaky as fuck, I even Guinea Piged her!"
"Dude thats sick no way! I wish my girl would let me do that."

by Bigmitch 679 March 3, 2019

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The best Film/TV series/series of books ever.
was written by douglas adams, may his soul find the ultimate question the the answer of the meaning of life, the universe and everything

" 'The babel fish' said the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 'is small, yellow and leech like, and probably the oddest thing in the universe. it feeds on brainwave signals not from it's carrier, but those around it...' the guide then goes on to talk about what it does with those frequencies and then it said '...the practical upshot of this is that if you stick a babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand all forms of language' it then talks about why the fish proves the non-existance of god and various other things that have happened as an indirect result of the babel fish's existance."

by MKfreak September 13, 2006

guinea pig

n. Offensive term for a particularly unattractive woman of Italian ancestry. Orig.: guinea is an offensive term for Italians, and pig describes an ugly female.

I banged that guinea pig Gina last night, but I had to bag her first.

by SkidMarkyMark May 4, 2006

Guiseppe

Derived from an Italian person sipping cappuccino, this is a more specific version of 'Pearl Necklace' where the ejaculation ends in a creamy smear across the girls top lip.

I bashed one out and gave her a Guiseppe.

by Emmbee January 14, 2007

guinea sack

a small amount of high caliber marijuana, roughly equivelant to a dime bag"

Mike: "I only had $20.00, so I just bought a guinea sack."

by Fast Willie27 June 18, 2006

Alec Guiness

Brilliant british actor, best remembered for playing the original Obi Wan in Star Wars

"hey look, isn't that Alec Guiness getting on the Millenium Falcon?"

by Dingus Pete February 7, 2010

guinea spike

the hairdo sported by most young italian men. It is characterized by a "fade" up to the ears, then 3-5 inch hair on the top of their head, dramatically spiked facing backward

"The Gotti Boys are the posterchildren for the guinea spike."

"He would have been attractive if not for that awful guinea spike."

by ccarlisle May 27, 2006