Grimoira

The female version of a grimoire, a magic textbook explaining the inner workings of magic. A grimoira is usually more powerful, but has a bit of a jealous side. She waits and dreams for her prince grimoire to come, but has a horrible distaste for other grimoira's. Hopes to one day raise a family of little grimbabies.

One second I have to check my grimoira for that spell.

Hey you can't say that to my grimoira! That's sexual harassment!

by meezeri May 7, 2011

guido

cheep and tacky people, usually italian not always.

kevin is a guido!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by lampy124 December 11, 2008

young guilo

Name belonging to a person who's sole purpose is to wreck havoc in video games. Usually standing on top of the bodies of his enemies or drinking the tears of orphans there is no one else as brutal or bad-ass as them.

Man 1: Yo, I had a .12 KDR that game..
Man 2: HA! You suck.
Man 1: I couldn't do anything! There was a Young Guilo destroying us on the other team!

by yuppersmcgee April 18, 2017

guido

faggot guys that are italian and wear wifebeaters and have very small penis'

mikey's spiked hair makes him look guido

by spf09 October 5, 2007

guido

someone from the south shore of staten island ..... spiky hair, orange skin from hours of tanning, and freshly waxed eyebrows are the only way to describe them.... not to mention their "accent" which is not even an accent just a poor attempt to sound like their from brooklyn or like their black, oh and don't let the rest of staten island get a bad rap because of the guido, fake south shore. Not all italian staten islanders are guidos just the ones who choose to be.

Guido A: hey browsky u goin clubbin tonight
Guido B: yea man i just got new spinnaz on my bmw, the bitc*es are gonna love ' em.
Guido A: nice, before we go you want to go stop by the tanning loft then get out eyebows waxed?
Guido B: YOU KNOW IT!

by NorthShorian March 27, 2008

guido

Guidos live mostly in New Jersey and New York but usually come from Italian backgrounds, but most are "wanna bee guidos" which come from other backgrounds like Brizilan. You can tell who is a guido by their outfits. They wear headbands, have spikked hair, use way too much hair spray, wear ripped jeans, roll up their jeans, and sometimes even have earrings. (They look absolutely gross all the time)They usually inhabit the local clubs such as club abyss, and while they're there they usually frolic a lot. Guidos also don't travel alone. They usually have a whole possy of friends which many call "a pack of guidos." Guidos usually think they are all that but they really are not at all.

herkulano and danny.
they are examples of "wanna bee guidos" who come from Brazilan backgrounds.

made with absolutely no love

by two hotties who dislike guidos very much :] March 6, 2007

Gimondopotamus

A cross between Gigantic, Mondo, and Hippopotamus. Used to denote something of extreme magnitude.

"Holy shit, do you see that fucking Gimondopotamus guy? He eats midgets for recreation."
"Yeah dude, that's friggin umdiculous."

by miguelito rojo November 6, 2005