Fili-Guido

A Filipino Male who greatly inspires to become a guido, although cannot as they are not of Italian decent. So therefore resulting in a Fili-Guido. Fili-Guido's are rarely, but also referred to Italian born Filipinos (Filipinos born in Italy).

Johnson: Man, that kid Manny wants to be a Guido so bad!!

Colt: I know right! Man, he's a Fili-Guido.

by broomstick44 August 7, 2010

El guido guape

A Mexican Guido. Prone to picking fights with gringos, wears a lot of cologne, and prowls for cougars. Much appreciation.

A man who frequents Cadillac Cafe in Baton Rouge. Gym, tan, laundry. El guido guape was ignored by a grenade.

by Chiefnass December 30, 2012

dutch guillotine

Head-locking someone between your knees (slightly bent) and farting

Holy shit, he just dutch guillotined his girlfriend! TKO

by TurdFerguson01 January 31, 2016

Lazy Guido

While riding in the passenger seat of a moving automobile, you are the recipient of a handjob from the driver.

That 4 hour car ride through the Midwest wasn't so bad after a Lazy Guido.

by Guido and The Guy April 9, 2019

Uncle Guido

the metaphorical relative that will make good on one's previous shovel talk and/or other threats of violence

Ex: "If you break her heart, I'll have to send Uncle Guido after you..."

by NutmegBGB June 6, 2019

flying guillotine

this is a secondary weapon for the scout class in tf2
unlike all the pistol weapons this is not a hitreg weapon it is a single use projectile that recharges
upon landing a hit with it the enemy will take 50 damage and then have the bleed effect applied for 8 seconds
in total it will deal up to 90 damage

scout1: i can aim consistantly wth the flying guillotine
scout2: id rather use hitreg weapons

by sniper nate October 27, 2020

Train Guillotine

The process of decapitation by the wheels of a train.

Holy shieeet, that chick got train guillotined.

by LagunaTrain69 January 9, 2023