Alex Gruich

a bitch ass nigga that thinks he can fuck all the hoes and his sister but he can’t because he has foreskin. this nigga is the corniest in the game following all of his peers and what they do because he has a little dick.

hey you know alex gruich?
yeah that nigga gay as fuck

by alex a bitch ass nigga 69 June 1, 2019

Turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch

I hate him

Boy I hate him, turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch!

by Turf A January 12, 2023

graunch

To graze the skin. A small cut or graze.

I graunched my knee on the pavement.

by Jimble June 26, 2006

chunder gunch

He/she who bears such an uncanny resemblance to a douche bag in actions, words, and appearance that he/she has lost all value as a human.

That Carson Daly is one incredible chunder gunch.

by Telephone Repairman November 28, 2007

grunghole

Someone who has a lifelong frown burned into their face. The frown is so bad ... it's a grunghole. When they look at you, all you can see is their grunghole.

That person's frown is so bad .... it's a grunghole.

by Hank Bob October 1, 2009

Grinch

Substitute for marijuana.

To pack a pinch of Grinch into your bowl.

I mean just look at the grinch himself. He’s green, looks like a nug and has yellow and red bloodshot eyes.

Also, the word “grinch” has a nice, punchy sound to it, like it’s meant to be slang.

“To grinch or binch”, the decision to toke or not.

Coined by NN

Hey dude, want to go steal Christmas with the grinch?

Yo, toss me a little pinch of grinch!

by The Niktionary August 23, 2019

Grinching

v: When someone smokes more than the necessary amount of green cannabis. I.E. Burning all of the top of a bowl completely black.

"You need to watch that lighter and quit grinching my tree."

by Brother Anansi March 20, 2008