Gocktail

A cocktail made with goon. Usually white goon, apple juice and lemonade. White goon and redbull concentrate for special occasions.

I had such a fabulous evening. It must have been due to the gocktails I was drinking.

by Povo March 21, 2008

Grock

gross cock
to describe a man who sleeps around relentlessly, the male equivalent of a whore or slag

That guy is such a grock.

by rhythmicnova May 17, 2014

gork

A guy or girl who is also a dork.

Jane was a gork and played Halo 2 until 4 a.m.

by Young Geezer May 13, 2005

gork

To openly stare or be agog at someone or some thing in a shocked or disbelieving manner. Usually refers to watching the unexpected occurrence of an uncommon or sleazy act.

At the beach a young woman took her bathing top off and all the men instantly took a gork at her breasts.

the traffic slowed due to the accident. some of the drivers gorked at the wrecked cars and the injured people as they passed by.

by broosta December 12, 2007

grockle

Anyone who is not a member of the upper class / middle-upper class (vast majority of the country then). Can be described as "common" and also relates to 'riff-raff' and 'pleb'. Derogatory meaning, basically a more diplomatic word for chav or simply someone of a low social standing, not very well-off financially and not accustomed to the finer things in life.

"I was horrified when I arrived at Puerto Banus near Marbella, I'd heard it was very exclusive but it was FULL of grockles"

by El.P. September 14, 2008

Grock

A bent penis, usually in a 180 degree curve so that its owner pisses on himself.Also useful for climbing mountains and raping girls from behind.Also, someone with terrible posture.

That climber dude in Utah had to cut off his arm. If he were blessed with a grock, he would have been able to save himself.

by Wyatt b quiet November 22, 2003

glorck

Doc.

I am the GLORCK.

Go to the GLORCK!

by Dr. DeLange October 8, 2003