Ghana Gobstopper

A black cock so big you can't help but choke on it.

Shaquesha: How's his dick game? Watermelonisha: I was chokin' on that Ghana Gobstopper all night long.

by Berry McCockinnner May 13, 2018

Mikhail Gorbachev

An artistic finishing move during Oral Sex. As the male is about ejaculate he takes his penis out of his partner's mouth and ejaculates all over her (Or, I guess, his...) forehead. The resulting blotch is named for the birthmark on the forehead and scalp of former Soviet leader, Mikhail Gorbachev.

Toby: "So dude, did you fuck her?"
Shane: "Naw man, she just gave me head, so I finished off with The Mikhail Gorbachev on the bitch's forehead and sang the Russian National Anthem!"
Toby: "That's an awful lot of set up for such a lame punch line..."
Shane: "Yeah...."

by Nicholas Bernard October 12, 2006

gobshite

basically.....a person who is a complete and utter shit head!!!

wow..watta gobshite

by elle September 18, 2003

Gorb

The best fortnite player in history. The son of Tfue. Has a fat peen.

Hey did you hear about that new Faze player Gorb?
Yeah, I heard he'll clap your cheeks in a 1v1.

by Gorb's Brother December 4, 2018

Gerbster

Super-intelligent gerbil/hamster halfbreeds that will one day enslave the human race and eat our babies. They are conveniently hidden within the bodies of sailors. They like buttsecks.

OH SNAP! IT'S A FREAKIN' GERBSTER! HIDE THA BABIEZ!!!11one!!1shift+1!!shift+one11111111111

by Chip Whitley August 13, 2004

gorbals

Gorbals is that one piece of shameful evidence of historical exploitation done to a people, gang-raped by The English. It is the very first organized public housing system that housed many a vulnerable/impoverished person and family. It is a single piece of information that reveals that government/city developers did not know anything about human nature of evolution before they forced folks into this Concrete Jungle. The Gorbals, as with any ghetto, is set up to 'frag' the people not in power.

If one wishes to see the decay of family integrity one need only look at the families that have been forced to reside in the Gorbals.

by MsDeeVeeAns March 18, 2008

gobsmack

Irish (possibly only Dublin, I'm not sure) slang meaning to kiss someone without warning.

Random onlooker: OMG! He just gobsmacked her! That looked painful.

by Francie August 21, 2005