The Goldfish Trick

the goldfish trick is where you take a live goldfish, put it in a glass of water, drink it and then vomit it up alive.

James: Come on man, you can do it!
Tom: BLARGH, BLAAAAH, HEEEAARRRGH! WOOOO!
James: HOLY CRAP YOU DID THE GOLDFISH TRICK!!!
Tom: I FEEL LIKE A FUCKING GOD!!!!!!

by HunkyChunkyFunkyMonkey April 2, 2011

Goldfish

The snacc that smiles bacc

I got myself some goldfish for a snacc.

by XXXClorox December 27, 2018

Goldfish

A highly addictive drug made popular by the notorious M.T.B.

Yo! THat guy is super high on goldfish!

by Hambor chezborg beegmak wapper May 26, 2022

goldfish

when teenagers text and need a code word for face time

“Hey do you wanna goldfish”

by teen texting January 17, 2019

spooky goldfish

the most epic gamer

everyone: wow spooky goldfish is a great youtuber

everyone else: I know

by Spooky Goldfish November 30, 2020

Goldfish

the girl/guy who has a significant other, but its not important because they have that magical something that makes you disregard that obstacle.
Guy: "We should go on a date."

Girl: "I have a boyfriend."
Guy: "Well I have a goldfish."
Girl: "What?"
Guy: "I'm sorry I thought we were talking about things that don't matter."

Friend: "Who are you texting?"
Friend 2: "Goldfish."
Friend: "Doesn't she have a boyfriend?"

Friend 2: "Exactly."

by Atilla the Hans September 16, 2013

goldfish memory

the worst memory possible. Goldfishes have 1-10 second memory loss

the dumbest student e v e r: hey did you study for the test tomorrow? I didn't I have goldfish memory.
An average student: dude its not a test AN EXAM
the dumbest student e v e r: wait what. we have exams this week

by lunamoona457 January 13, 2024