Pulling Your Goalie

to masturbate

I see we caught you pulling your goalie after practice eh?

by Aroused Coach July 5, 2009

knob gobble

A blow job.

My bitch gave me a knob gobble.

by umox December 1, 2003

Global Waming

The act of making an idiot of oneself on an international level.

See: Donald Trump, Forrest Trump, Trucking Fump

Trump was global waming again today when his tweet showed he still doesn't know the difference between weather and climate.

Dude, you totally globally wamed it again! Face Palm Emoji

Stay in school, don't be a global wamer!

by smarbin January 29, 2019

Gobarist/Goberist

A Hindu fundamentalist, a Hindu Terrorist, A person, who eats Gobar/Gober (Cowshit) and drinks Gaumutra (Cowpiss). A person believes in Brahmvadta and ignores the reality

The gobarist/goberist is on his/herway to Shiva Lingam Pooja

by KrishnaMahaGuru July 15, 2021

Relationship Goals

The most fucked up way of saying "I want a relationship like theirs."

Jamie and Ryan are so relationship goals!

by Ayee203 May 26, 2016

Gobble Rash

Term for a rash developed around the mouth of a girl who has given too many blowjos

Derroagatory name for a girl with a rash around her mouth

Definition for a notorrius slag

She's got pure bad Gobble Rash

You're birds got Gobble Rash pal

by csimiami October 15, 2009

relationship goals

A couple with such a perfect relationship that other people aspire to them, the "goal" being to have a relationship like the one that the couple has.

Erik and Katie are such relationship goals!

by Inklautz P. Geraford June 21, 2017