glass bottom boat

A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.

Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.

Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some glass bottom boat action.

by Frank667788 August 21, 2006

Glass

V. To use high-powered weaponry such as nuclear bombs on large populations

-The fuck is up with this Middle East shit?
-I know man, we should just glass them.

by SwiggitySwagWhatsInTheBag? May 1, 2014

tall glass of water

similar to "tall, dark, and handsome", if you are a tall glass of water, you are a tall guy who is a good catch, i.e. a goodlooking bachelor

Girl: Wow, would ya check him out? His deep voice is so sexxxyyyyy, and he plays tennis, AND he loves kids! Now that's a tall glass of water if I ever saw one!

by Annie September 13, 2006

glasscock

1 - The name of a certain image showing a female golfer kissing a glass, penis-esque trophy. Thought to be seen by pretty much everyone who frequents the internet.
2 - A term used by b3tans to describe a popular link that everyone's seen before.

B3tan 1 - www.yetisports.org
B3tan 2 - Wow..that is the epitome of glasscock.

by tr1nity December 7, 2004

Rose colored glasses

Viewing others or yourself in a way that's too good to be true, too good to be reality.

The guy/girl had always worn rose colored glasses, and didn't see that he/she was as much of a hypocrite as everybody else, or that not everybody had to think the way he/she thought about the world, or life.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020

Glass Door

Being able to see what the inner workings of a company are, usually as an employee of said company.

Looking through the glass door of I-BEE-N, we can see that the upper Management make 32% bonuses on top of their commissions.

by limeyluke September 7, 2009

Glass of Juice

When a Jew mistakes "May I have a Glass of Juice" with "Gas the Jews". This is used by nazis when they're trying tell the world that the holocaust was a prank.

Oh and Hitler could've used it.

Billy: May I get a glass of juice, please?
Jew: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RACIST IDIOT I HOPE YOUR EYE SOCKET GETS RAPED!!!!11!
Billy: I said a GLASS OF JUICE.
Jew: Oh...

by Dickless carrot April 4, 2018