Gilbert

colloqiual term refferening to the male genitalia derrived form the oddly shaped penis in the art work of Gilbert and George.

Becky says: " always check the gilbert before commiting."

by Lonely lamb July 14, 2007

Donnie Gilbert Jr

Best looking teacher Marshall county has ever seen.

“Mr. Gilbert (Donnie Gilbert Jr) is the goat.”

by TREBILGMR<—- April 1, 2019

Gilberto

Gilberto is a little bitch he’s a player that everyone falls for but always breaks their heart. He’s a jealous bitch and always wants to get what he wants. He doesn’t give up til he gets it. He can have an acne mustache and no hair on his head. It’s so ugly just like his face ! He is one of the most dryest texters you’ll ever meet. If you meet one watch your back and good luck. His momma raised a straight up bitch. But if you date one that’s a whole other story. He ain’t worth shii you can find someone better then a ugly ass Gilberto like who tf names their child that ? He’s also the biggest cheater that starts rumors about everyone and acts tough behind a screen but when you pull up to his house he calls his daddy to handle what he started. He’s all talk I hope he gets what he deserves one day. Little pussy with a shrimp.

People: Gilbertos a bitch

Gilberto: pull up
People:*they pull up*
Gilberto: “daddy I’m scared there’s people outside looking for me”

by Joe momma bih April 24, 2020

limley gilbert

Originally, Goober's dog on Andy Griffith. Also, refers to a real simpleton or goober.

"Look at that idiot. He's a real Limley Gilbert."

by randy0530 October 8, 2008

poop giner

some girl that gets it in her ass, and then after shitting on the guys penis, he puts it in her vagina, giving her a yeast infection.

i gave my boyfriend a poop dick and then he gave me the worst poop giner ever!!!

by Alyse May 19, 2006

gilmer

noun. A noob on a Forum. One who does not know how to act on an internet forum.

The new guy who just posted is such a gilmer.

by Lane K. August 11, 2009

Gilberted

Reacting in an overly dramatic way to being dumped by an athlete/sports team/significant other and/or breaking up with a signifant other through an overly dramatic letter.

When LeBron James left Cleveland for Miami in an overly dramatic fashion, Dan Gilbert Gilberted him with his "Open Letter to the Citizens of Cleveland."

by amylynp July 10, 2010