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phallic glitter ejaculator

A long cannon that launches out bits of glitter. The cannon has a phallic shape to it, and sits under the user's legs.
Yall check my phallic glitter ejaculator last nite? Told u I shoot glitter out my orifices.
by Brae54 August 23, 2011
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penniless glitterati

An audacious, annoying and generally "WASP" or "WASP" inspired ne'er-do-well worth more in tax debt. The breed is prevalent in Georgetown, Washington, DC, but can be found in Nantucket, the Vineyard and other "social" seasonal spots where work means less than conformity.
"Gee, Chris likes to appear as if he lives on a trust fund ... but we all know he's just part of the penniless glitterati."
by the Cindy Moon January 6, 2014
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glitterati

The cream of the rich, glamorous, famous and social elite, particularly pertaining to Hollywood and the power players of the American film industry.
by Druberry December 20, 2006
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Glitter

The sparkly stuff Ke$ha's obsessed with singing about and putting on face. Also thrown around everywhere in the "Take It Off" video and what Katy Perry sang in her song "Last Friday Night." Can be used to throw in your enemies' eyes and make a dazzling getaway.
Ex. 1: "There's a place I know
If you're looking for a show.
Where they go hardcore
And there's glitter on the floor."

Ex. 2: wtf is with Ke$ha and glitter

Ex. 3: Sane Kid: "I don't trust them."
Ke$ha: "It's okay, I have glitter."
Sane Kid: "Why?"
Ke$ha: "I always have glitter. For my face. It also tastes like chicken. I stole it from a pixie!"
Formerly Sane Kid: "Oh. Okay."
by PhenomenalDrummer September 19, 2010
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glitter bomb

Gay variation on a pie in the face. Used to protest homophobic or anti-gay legislators by surprising them with a burst of glitter, which is very irritating to clean up.

NOTE: In this case, pie in the face is not a sexual euphemism but literal, such as the pie Anita Bryant's face got for her homophobic attention-seeking in an early precursor to glitter bombing.
His bill letting gay renters be denied equal rights has earned him a face full of sparkle. We'll glitter bomb him at the Divine Wrath Rally tomorrow night. And his little dog too. Muhahahaha.
by Viagra Balls October 17, 2012
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Titty Glitter

the seminal result of ejaculating on a females breasts.
A pearl necklass is just so old fashioned, i'll just take some titty glitter.
by dumb crow October 19, 2009
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Glittertits

The name for Edward Cullen and other vampires from the Twilight series as dubbed by Michael Buckley of the What The Buck Show.
"In some states this is stalking but this is Glittertits so it's hot." - Michael Buckley
by Lyssia September 26, 2011
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