Gawkbox

specifically identifies a television as opposed to a computer, tablet or smartphone

I couldn't find the last episode of Late Night online so I had to park my ass in front of the gawkbox at 3 in the morning to catch it

by mangledangle sloth March 13, 2014

Gawkwobble

The debilitating loss of coordination one experiences when seeing something unfamiliar and becoming dumbfounded by it.

That bullshit report hit me with a full-force case of gawkwobble - I nearly bowled over in my chair!

by derpladle January 24, 2017

Gawkered

The act of suing or discrediting a dishonest media outlet into utter oblivion because of unethical and illegal acts such as slander, libel or extreme breach of privacy.

Wow, look at these lies the Wallstreet Journal, the Verge and Buzzfeed are publishing. I hope they get Gawkered!

by hasábburgonya February 18, 2017

Gawkler

I word developed to describe a person who does the gawk gawk 3000 as if it were a profession. This person’s knees are dark as a result of all the hard work. Be kind to that person Black knees matter. #BNM 🧎🏽 ♀️

Because she was a Gawkler, when her legs got amputated from the knee down, that didn’t phase her.

by Bbrrp June 8, 2021

Gawkword

An awkward moment caused by a females obsession over a man. His friends would call her actions gawkword.

Man this shit is gawkword, let's dip.

by qdpoo July 26, 2021

gawkalitis

gawkalitis /ɡɔ kəˈlʌɪtɪs/ n. a condition where one stares intensely for sustained periods (usually diagnosed by the subject of staring): (see also: “Someone got eyes for Christmas.”)

“Someone has a bad case of gawkalitis.”

by Dr. Roputa September 11, 2021

gawkatron 69000

Gawkatron 69000 is another way of saying gawk gawk 9000 except it's when they choke on the penis

Bro My Girlfriend Gave me the gawkatron 69000

by Kiwa Qwueen November 23, 2021