A carpet guppy is a girl that likes eating other girls out. They usually swing both ways, and will also suck a dick if they are presented with the opportunity.
Bro 1: “Bro did you hear that Kassandra is a fucking carpet guppy?”
Bro 2: “No fucking way bro she just sucked my dick last month!”
Bro 2: “No fucking way bro she just sucked my dick last month!”
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2. just out of school and into the blue-collar work force probie
3. making stupid remarks that have no bearing on the conversation and was not part of the original conversation.
4. somebody that has no work smarts, always needs help or shown how to do something, AGAIN AND AGAIN.
2. just out of school and into the blue-collar work force probie
3. making stupid remarks that have no bearing on the conversation and was not part of the original conversation.
4. somebody that has no work smarts, always needs help or shown how to do something, AGAIN AND AGAIN.
1. during a written test walks out saying " that only took me three minutes"
2. "pick up a broom guppy"
3. two guys are talking about local fishing spots, butts-in saying that his mom made fish cakes for supper last night.
4. "For the fifth time, this is how....stupid Guppy"
" Your a little fish swimming in a big pond best stay in the shallow end or you might be someones snack "
2. "pick up a broom guppy"
3. two guys are talking about local fishing spots, butts-in saying that his mom made fish cakes for supper last night.
4. "For the fifth time, this is how....stupid Guppy"
" Your a little fish swimming in a big pond best stay in the shallow end or you might be someones snack "
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ussualy wears neon colored clothes from the 80's
have sunscreen all over there faces
and have a pussy ass accent
ussualy wears neon colored clothes from the 80's
have sunscreen all over there faces
and have a pussy ass accent
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