allsa you gotta do

"All you have to do is..."

"Allsa you gotta do is add milk to your cereal."

by Canon Koss June 12, 2006

Gotta

Slang term for saying I have to

I gotta get her number tonight

by Space tent February 17, 2019

You Gotta Be Suckin My Balls

When you are surprised over something

Jarrod: I just had intercourse with your mother for the fifth time this week.

Burt: You gotta be suckin my balls!!!

by Burt_308 July 16, 2008

According to Sophocles, I gotta get outta here!!!

This phrase is used when you are caught up in your words, and aren't making any sense, and you need to get out as soon as possible, so you decide to turn to a famous playright to make yourself look educated and get out of the situation before it is too late!!!

"If you have a goat as a pet, it will eat everything!" "Well, DUH, that's why they call them goats!!!" OH god, according to Sophocles, I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!!!

by According to Sophocles... December 31, 2008

snake's gotta swim

I need to pee (used by a male)

"Excuse me. Snake's gotta swim."

by nikki January 13, 2007

Gotta Peter

It's an abbreviation for "Gotta Peter." It mean you have to leave or you're making up an excuse for not wanting to go somewhere.

Girl: U wanna come over?
Boy: I would, but you know...
Girl: Know what?
Boy: I gotta Peter

Girl: What does that mean?
Boy: It means I can't.
Girl: No it doesn't.
Boy: How do you know?
Girl: I just look it up in Urban Dictionary it mean you don't want to.
Girl: Hello?
Girl: HELLO?!

Mom: We're going to the grocery store.
Child: Gotta Peter

by Bruzzese August 12, 2016

gotta rasputin

It's like saying "I have to go. Like, right now." Because Rasputin was shot but then got up and ran away, before being killed for real this time.

"You will have homework tonight."
"Nope. Gotta Rasputin."

by Taxreturns December 16, 2016