fucktard

noun: A wannabie HOT-SHIT Ventrue who in actually could get locked out of his convertible with the top down.

That LARPer is such a stupid fucktard

by Oger May 4, 2006

fucktard

is a combination of a fuck juice and custard cake.

dude, you are gross! you are such a fucktard.

by freediver May 14, 2005

fucktard

an insult used mainly when no other can be thought of, derived from the words fuck and retard, a fucktard is someone who has done something that would match the characteristics of someoen who is mentally challenged

Jhon: Hey joe what have you been doing?
Joe: Nothing much just been stapling my bullsack to my kitchen table
Jhon: You fucktard!

by polishandproud July 25, 2006

fucktard

The person who has just fucked a retard

Have you seen my baseball?
You fucktard!

by Mike December 2, 2004

fucktard

a completely retarded and fucked up person who is quite cool in a weird way, just because they are fucked up and retarded!

me:who's that reatrded guy shitting his pants?
bal:he looks totally fucke dup.
me:that is soooooo cool....
bal:he is fucktarded

by sana the slug July 27, 2005

fucktard

The fucktard that wrote definition 201 is a fucktard. A fucktard is anybody whom makes up their mind before hearing the issue at hand.

I.e., A fucktard is our not so beloved President George W. Bush, Radical Right Wingers, Radical Left Wingers, and, of course, the person that wrote definition 201. For a better example with video... type www.cafepress.com/ then type in strategerytees.80716750

by Nottwo O' Won December 28, 2008

fucktard

the fat, ugly, repulsive, being that you see when you finally drag your lazy acne covered ass out of bed in the morning.

"nice to see you again fucktard"

by berverse March 25, 2003