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Melon Fucker 

First used by Nathan on Channel 4 comedy Misfits.

Melon fucker refers to an individual (usually male) who is so ugly the only way they can have sex is with a melon.
"You're such a melon fucker"

"Get away from me melon fucker"
Melon Fucker by RedBarrage September 6, 2010

Mere Fucker

french way of saying mother fucker
im gonna be french today, mother fucker.

"bonjour mere fucker"
Mere Fucker by Udder-cow-moo January 5, 2012

bad mother fucker 

When Samuel L. Jackson pulls out his wallet in Pulp Fiction, this is what is says on it.
"Now give me back my wallet."
"Which one is it?"
"It's the one that says bad mother fucker on it."
bad mother fucker by doug March 1, 2004

Sun Fucker 

A person who always goes to bed at an unreasonably early hour with the intention of getting up before everyone else, to excercise, enjoy life, etc. They are uncomfortable when the sun isn't out.
Skye: My roomate made me shut the lights off at 9:30 last night!" Rob: "I can't stand sun fuckers."
Sun Fucker by LVizzle14 October 1, 2010

Mumble Fucker

A Mumble Fucker is a person who decides to deny themselves of the sense of hearing by wearing ear buds in an area where being able to hear will not only help others that may be trying to help you, but may help you save your own damn ass and not endanger others because you have chosen not to hear things. A really annoying Mumble Fucker wears sunglasses too in already poorly lit areas so they cant see or hear.
I saw this Mumble Fucker almost get hit by the subway train 'cause he was on the edge of the platform looking North for the South bound train and didnt hear the horn ' cause he had some tunes blasting in his ears. Then Ivsaw him blocking the escalator out of the subway tunnel and folks are trying to pass around him to walk up and he cant hear them say "excuse me" 'cause he's Mumble Fucking, tapping his foot and swaying to a beat...
Mumble Fucker by Artie Fact June 2, 2019

pie fucker

that guy from American Pie
"hey look, it's that fuckin' pie fucker, the one who fucked the pie!"
pie fucker by Psyshade January 23, 2009