Fanny Fucker

A Fanny Fucker is a person who destroys a persons fanny.

"Oh my, Pashley was a crazy Fanny Fucker last night."

by Pashleu December 21, 2015

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scale of one to fucked

A scale used to measure how fucked a situation is. Typically used when the question is not whether or not a situation is fucked, but to what degree.

Alex: Hey guys, we just ran out of gas.

Bob: So, where do we fall on a scale of one to fucked?

Alex: The nearest gas station is fifteen miles away.

Bob: So... fucked.

by ShitsIntense December 7, 2009

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Bastard Whore Fucker

A guy who cheats on his wife or fiancee with a slut.

Dick: Honey, I want to apologize for not remembering our anniversary yesterday, will you forgive me?

Jane: You didn't even come home last night You were probably screwing your secretary you Bastard Whore Fucker! I'm leaving you!

by ttboy123 August 29, 2011

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My Mother Fucker

Nickname for "Dad"/"Father", since he is the fucker of our mother.

Kid: What's up My Mother Fucker?!
Dad: What?! Get your ass to your room!

Kid: I heard My Mother Fucker fucking my mother last night.
Friend: Your Mother Fucker is one lucky bastard. Your mom is such a MILF

by MILF_FUCKER May 30, 2017

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faint heart never fucked a wildcat

Has similar meaning as "fortune favors the brave". Only those with courage and guts will be able to have amazing experiences. Someone with a "faint heart" - timid, nervous or fearful - would never be able to accomplish something difficult - like "fucking a wildcat".

Hey man, take a chance with that crazy golf shot to win the tournament, because a faint heart never fucked a wildcat.

by rootsdeepintheheavens August 31, 2017

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