freshman 500

Freshman 500 is when senior guys make it a game to try to have sex with as many freshman as possible

I can't wait to be seniors next year so we can do the freshman 500

by Shorty mc short stuff October 28, 2015

Freshman year

The first year of high school involving hormone development and voice cracks. Students feel like classes are impossible but have no idea what's in store for the next three years

Student in freshman year: oh my god honors geometry is so hard I think I'm gonna drop out and become a stripper

Student in senior year: oh you just wait

by RIPJAH May 23, 2018

freshmore

The summer that occurred at the end of your freshmen year and before your sophomore year.

Person 1: Finally, no more freshmen status! I'm a sophomore!

Person 2: Not yet, you're a freshmore.

by TnTbaby June 24, 2008

freshman beat-down

an event held by immature seniors in which they target the freshmen and torture them. this will typically involve shoving into lockers, pushing into walls, tripping, sexual harassing the females, etc. apparently intimidating freshmen and making them feel like shit is fun. this day is typically held shortly after the first day of school or shortly before the last day.

Immature Senior: hey man tomorrows freshman beat-down, its gonna be awesome, you gonna be there?

Mature Senior: nah, dude i don't enjoy torturing freshmen, unlike you I want to be good example to them.

by skin ticket September 20, 2010

freshman gram

A .2g nugget of weed with oregano and stems for the rest of the gram.

Freshman: Hey, man, i heard your selling *looks around* weed?

Dealer: *Pulls out freshman gram*

Dealer: Sure, man, 20 bucks.

Freshman: "Ohh boy!!! Someone is getting high tonight"

by C.A.D.D. June 24, 2009

freshman booty

The sexiest shit ever once you see freshman booty you can't get enough of it you wanna penetrate it all day you see freshman girls walking by you wanna smash the fuck out of there booty and when you do your dick won't even get a good felling from Kim Kardashian cause the freshman booty is already good enough

Guy 1: dam you see that freshman booty guy. 2: hell ya man lets go try and smash that shit

by freshman booty ass penetration August 14, 2016

Freshman

The most annoying class in high school. Most freshman think they are the shit, always traveling in large groups, being as loud as possible. Many of the freshman girls are thots trying to get dick from upperclassmen. Since most of the juniors and seniors reject them, they go after the sophmore boys. These girls believe they’re the hottest at school and dress like total sluts, wearing the tightest possible pants with a shirt that barely covers their chest. Many of the fights at school are also caused by these hoes, typically over a guy whose cheated with them both. The guys in this grade are also obnoxious. They believe they are all that, although most of them can’t even make above the c-team. They act like assholes to most girls in the school and have the “douchebag” look. They act like they are the kings of the school even though upperclassmen just laugh at them. They also believe the older girls want to fuck them, and are just on the search for a girl desperate enough to give them pussy. This class loves to walk like fucking turtles through the halls and leave no room for people to get past. Although most freshman suck dick, there are a few diamonds in the rough. It’s rare to find the nice, respectful freshman out there, so once you do hold on tight. By the end of freshman year, most of these shits have matured to the point where they are ready to stop most of the bs and continue to sophomore year.

Junior: Look at that pack of Freshman walking down the hall.
Senior: Could they move any fucking slower, the bell’s about to ring.
Junior: Excuse me, can you guys let us though?
Freshman: Shut the fuck up!
Senior: What’s their damn problem?
Junior: I can’t belive we ever used to be freshman.

by Kindasmutty July 21, 2018