Definitions by RIPJAH

Cuber 

Someone who has acquired a major superiority complex by looking up how to solve a Rubik’s cube. Likes to call normal human beings “non-cubers” and complain about them constantly for not being fucking losers like themselves.

Cuber: Yay! I can finally solve a Rubik’s cube in under 15 minutes! Felix Zemdegs would be so proud of me!
Non-cuber: Give me your lunch money nerd!

Cuber by RIPJAH December 19, 2019

BCD 

Blame, complain, and defend. When someone refuses to take responsibility for their own actions.

Teacher: why were you so late to class
Student: you didn’t tell me what time I had to be here today
Teacher: talk about a BCD

BCD by RIPJAH October 19, 2019

Freshman year 

The first year of high school involving hormone development and voice cracks. Students feel like classes are impossible but have no idea what's in store for the next three years

Student in freshman year: oh my god honors geometry is so hard I think I'm gonna drop out and become a stripper

Student in senior year: oh you just wait

Freshman year by RIPJAH May 23, 2018