Located in Mountain View, Saint Francis High School BREEDS D1 athletes. Yardy know how we comin. Best school in the WCAL babbbyyyy. Wrecks Serra, Mitty, and ofc the bells in every sport. Periodt.
by whatitdobabbyyy October 7, 2019
Get the Saint Francis High Schoolmug. St Francisco Christian elementary school is that really REALLY small pre school like education centre where the population is lower than a thousand. While the grade 7 and 8’s run around vaping and smoking weed, we usually get the special guest of having one police officer come to our school a day picking through some weed filled locker. The 9th graders run around aimlessly literally have no clue what the fuck they’re doing and WHO they’re doing (if I’m fact ones attractive enough to actually get some.) the grade ten’s are the very unnecessary loud kids with those occasional quiet losers who think they’re very popular. The 11 and 12’s are the exact same thing except that a couple of them wear durags trying to get their waves.
“What school do you go to?”
“St Francis Xavier catholic high school”
“Well at least you don’t go to RDHS.”
“St Francis Xavier catholic high school”
“Well at least you don’t go to RDHS.”
by The moth that couldn't swim May 23, 2019
Get the St Francis Xavier catholic high schoolmug. "I heard Sir Sir Francis Loganallahan Black-a-Crack Nashville Bunch-a-Crunch King III wasn't even sad about his cousin's death!"
"Yeah, what a selfish prick!"
"Yeah, what a selfish prick!"
by Canned_Ice July 28, 2019
Get the Sir Sir Francis Loganallahan Black-a-Crack Nashville Bunch-a-Crunch King IIImug. That cringe and/or socially awkward kid in high school who smells like wet dimes, hates girls for not liking him calling them bitches, and argues with the teacher every class. He is also the type of guy to still live in his parents basement at the age of 30 playing dating sims instead of talking to an actually girl, and persistently ask people whether they have games on their phone like a 4 year old.
Jake: yo that Francis guy is fucking weird, he always smells like a wet sock
Gabe: yeah for real, I heard he hissed at a girl for telling him for the last time she didn’t have Pokémon go on her phone.
Gabe: yeah for real, I heard he hissed at a girl for telling him for the last time she didn’t have Pokémon go on her phone.
by Threemad November 23, 2021
Get the Francismug. by Ricco27 July 4, 2019
Get the Francismug. Francis is the sexiest man on Earth. He gets all the girls, he plays 5 sports and has 182 college offers and he gets straight A's in every subject. He's the guy everyone wants to be and he also is very respectful and well-mannered. He is kind and is always helpful. He's not selfish and listens to others. He donates to charity and fights to prevent climate change. Everyone needs a Francis in their life.
by gbgbtbdffergtg November 21, 2021
Get the Francismug. When cousins are all at the beach surfing, and one has a totally hairy chest while the others are all baby-seal-slick, that hairy cousin has Francis Fur.
Francis Fur grows like a genetic mutation, and can not be easily shaved. Razors clog and break so tree trimmers are needed. Francis Fur creates enough static electricity on a dry winter day to power a house for a week.
Francis Fur has a Velcro effect and must be covered by a cotton shirt, preferably one with a 4 leaf Irish clover logo on it, in order to prevent static cling to any item.
Francis Fur grows like a genetic mutation, and can not be easily shaved. Razors clog and break so tree trimmers are needed. Francis Fur creates enough static electricity on a dry winter day to power a house for a week.
Francis Fur has a Velcro effect and must be covered by a cotton shirt, preferably one with a 4 leaf Irish clover logo on it, in order to prevent static cling to any item.
During a family get together, Uncle Kurt told everyone a surfing story:
“Wow, when cousin Steve, went surfing with cousin Damon, they were riding a wave and really carving the tube. All of a sudden, both boards got magically stuck in the water and they both flew off into the rotor.”
“When they cam up, both boards were stuck to cousin Fran, who had been body surfing in the path. Apparently, his Francis Fur velcroed the boards because he didn’t have his t-shirt on.”
“Luckily, neither Steve nor Damon were injured when the boards were ripped out from under them.”
“Wow, when cousin Steve, went surfing with cousin Damon, they were riding a wave and really carving the tube. All of a sudden, both boards got magically stuck in the water and they both flew off into the rotor.”
“When they cam up, both boards were stuck to cousin Fran, who had been body surfing in the path. Apparently, his Francis Fur velcroed the boards because he didn’t have his t-shirt on.”
“Luckily, neither Steve nor Damon were injured when the boards were ripped out from under them.”
by No Tango and no Cash September 28, 2023
Get the Francis Furmug.