Flump

To stroke a guy's penis in a fun way. With your toes.

I want to Flump his penis.

by Kmart4242 July 15, 2015

Flump

The act of collapsing onto something or someone like a sad, jiggly, shoved over serving of jello.

Person #1: I'm gonna flump on you now.
Person #2: Oh god no...
Person #1: *getting closer* I'm gonna do it
Person #2 doN'T YOU FUCKING DA-
Person #1: *flumps onto person #2) I did it.
Person #2 *flailing like an aggressive kitten* GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!

by Zodozer October 22, 2015

Flump

The random exposure of a penis

It was awful. I got a flumped on the bus earlier

by Lesbigan May 7, 2016

Flumpacted

The state or quality of being flummoxed and having it impact a life decision without your consent

"Don't blame me! I was flumpacted by her flumpactalisious butt!"

by Laria Tonx July 17, 2016

flump lord

fucking gay and depressed

you flump lord

by flump lord 88 November 14, 2016

Flump

To fall without grace into a seated or laying position.

Don't flump down on the bed!
Or

That kid just flumped down on the couch and almost broke it.

by Kcraig115 December 18, 2016

flumpt

like flumped but better

I feel flumpt

by Faggyjew February 6, 2017