floob

1.
noun:
Nerd, Geek, Weirdo.

2.
verb:
Also floobin' - the state of being nerdy or geeky.

1. You're a total floob.

2. We were steady floobin' all night.

by killette March 31, 2005

Flood in the basement

To urinate into one's rectum during anal sex.

I wanna give her a flood in the basement.

by PP December 3, 2003

Flash flood

n.

An unplanned, usually unjustifiably long session of watching several videos on any Flash video site that recommends more videos, usually resulting in some variant of YouTuberculosis; analogous to an addictive video link surfing episode.

"I was just going to watch that one video, but then these other two videos looked funny, and before I knew it I was drowning in a Flash flood... and that's why I need an extension on the paper."

by usman noyo December 29, 2007

Faloop

Sexual, Necrophilic act,where one jumps on the stomach of a recently deceased woman, and then eats whatever comes out of her vagina.

Dude, I just falooped your grandmother!

by Alekzandr September 7, 2005

mana flood

1) In Magic the Gathering, when a player has more land than any other card type or draws a land card in 5 consecutive turns.

2) The opposite of mana screw.

"Dude, I could've totally killed you, if it weren't for mana flood for the first 7 turns of the game..."

by aSyntaxError May 4, 2009

Flood Butt

a far more liquid case of mud butt where one's shit seems more like piss coming out of your ass.

Oh, shit! Stop the car! I've got flood butt like a mother fucker!!

by Mikel B July 12, 2006

Flood Napkin

An unnecessarily large coat that could seemingly absorb a flood.

1. Wtf? One day this guy's playing dress up and the next he's wearing a fucking flood napkin.

2. The city of New Orleans should have listened to its mother and put on its flood napkin before Hurricane Katrina. Maybe if it did it wouldn't have caught millions of dollars worth of property damage and a bad case of poor black people stealing stuff.

by WhatIfElbowsBentOutwards March 22, 2010