walrus flog

Similar to a donkey punch with a few twists...

As a man is having intimate relations with a woman's rectal cavity from behind, he reaches over her head, grabs and pulls up on her lips (creating the two tusks) and then knocks her in the head with a truncheon (or other blunt object). This is the most intimate and romantic act anyone can participate in.

Dude, I'm totally in love with her, I'm waiting 'till marriage to walrus flog her.

by J "i am the walrus" Mo July 28, 2008

Flog TV

When you are going to go jack off. Either watching porn on tv or masturbating to internet porn. Flogging your dick (masturbating intensely)

Person 1: Yo I'll be back in a little bit, i'm gonna go watch some Flog TV.

Person 2: Come on dude, thats gross, just don't hurt yourself

by FlogTV May 24, 2012

Flogging

The act Gary McCourry carries out of his staff. We are unsure what it means to him, but whatever it is, it can’t be good.

Hey guys, meeting about flogging at 3:30. Then back to work, some of us have to work for a living!!

by MrFloggertonMcgee July 17, 2025

Ultra-Flog

Beat someone to near death.

A criminal was caught Ultra-Flogging a man, when the the cops interfered

by BoomBoomBilly January 18, 2011

Flog

Despite its many meanjjngs it can also be used as an acronym for Funny Looking Old Guy

The flog over there just keeps to himself.

Gee that flog has lucked in getting that pretty girl.

by Brackmeister June 12, 2019

pub flog

A beyond middle aged bogan man, typically bald & wearing an give away airlines cap / hat that is excessively drunk and to incoherent to make any sense of his sentences.

"whats your name mate? Pub flog?"

by X4CD May 14, 2021

flogging

like blogging but focusing on the future

John is flogging.

Sarah enjoys flogging every day about her future, I really connect with her flog.

by floggingnotblogging December 30, 2019