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Flock of Pigeons

A term used to describe when you have more than one supervisor at your workplace, upwards of four.

When there is a Flock of Pigeons flying above you at your place of work, you will be incapable of thinking, making decisions or taking the initiative on your own.

For example, if you come up with an idea to improve worker satisfaction which will lead to increased worker productivity, you will have to bring up that idea to the first Pigeon. The first Pigeon or Pigeon 1 will tell you that it has to discuss with the Pigeon above them before anything is decided. So, Pigeon 1 will head-bob their way to Pigeon 2 and the second Pigeon will also say that it has to take the idea to the Pigeon above them and so on and so forth. After your idea is discussed amongst all the Pigeons, they will come to the conclusion that since the idea was not thought of by the Flock itself, it must be rejected.

All that time wasted discussing the idea itself, no actual work or change happens when the Flock of Pigeons gets together.
Jack: Hey, listen to this. I had an idea to -
Logan: Slow down, I'm going to stop you right there. If you have any idea at all, don't waste your time telling me. You'll have to bring it to the Flock of Pigeons. Then again, it'll be a waste of time either way.
by Prophet Dusk March 6, 2021
mugGet the Flock of Pigeonsmug.

flocked tree

Jimmy's flocked tree made a mess all over the carpet!
by Melvin the cat November 17, 2016
mugGet the flocked treemug.

Flock rotation

Flock Rotation is a method employed by an individual to ensure that no friendship group gets bored of their company or behaviour.
Having drained one set of friends, s/he moves to the next, leaving each group enough time to forget just how annoying they are.
Well I've pissed that lot off, time for flock rotation
by Platinumtool April 22, 2019
mugGet the Flock rotationmug.

Flock of sparrows hitting a windmill

This is the sound made when the brown hail from your anus hits the porcelain of the toilet.
"That vindaloo from last night sounded like a flock of sparrows hitting a windmill this morning, and it left my arse like 12 guage birdshot, I'm telling you!" Winston Churchill the day after meeting Queen Elizabeth the 2nd for the first time over a Ruby Murray.
by Kingmob Barbelith May 19, 2022
mugGet the Flock of sparrows hitting a windmillmug.

flock of ranga's

a group, (often 4 or more), people with red hair, (ranga's), moving together as a group, travelling to a destination or on a mission
wow look at that flock of ranga's go! Yeah! they are flocking off somewhere!
by fred_derf_jim September 22, 2011
mugGet the flock of ranga'smug.

Flocked

Flocked means that someone ran away from something, usually used in NYC gangs.
"Them opps hella flocked"
by higuys12345 December 7, 2023
mugGet the Flockedmug.

Kay Flock

Big DOA/7007evside fuck keem, blockwork, and sha ek all them broke ass bums
OY Member: steps out of barbershop and tried to up on Kay flock

Kay flock: shoots oy members in the neck

If ykyk
by ClapNJiggle May 9, 2024
mugGet the Kay Flockmug.

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